Category: Niecy Nash

The Cast Of “Glee” (Sans Lea Michele) Will Perform A Tribute To Naya Rivera At The GLAAD Awards

March 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Deadline reports that on April 8, a bunch of Glee stars (sans Lea Michele) will reunite and perform a special tribute to Naya Rivera at the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards. The awards will take place exactly nine months after Naya’s tragic death at age 33. It will honor the tenth anniversary of her character, Santana Lopez, coming out as a lesbian and spotlight Santana’s impact on LGBTQ teens and Latin LGBTQ representation on TV. The tribute will be introduced by Demi Lovato, who played Santana’s girlfriend on the show. Short-lived girlfriend. As we all know, Brittany S. Pierce was Santana’s #1. Continue reading

Niecy Nash Says Her Marriage To Jessica Betts Wasn’t A “Coming Out”, It Was A “Going Into Myself”

September 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Last week Niecy Nash blessed this godforsaken hellscape we call Planet Earth with the happy news of her surprise wedding to singer-songwriter Jessica Betts. 50-year-old Niecy’s two previous marriages were to men, and her latest divorce was only finalized a few months ago, so her getting married to a woman was a self-described #plottwist. But don’t call it a come out. According to Niecy, marrying 41-year-old Jessica, AKA “Betts”, “has absolutely nothing to do with gender and it has everything to do with her soul.” Niecy described her new wife “as the most beautiful soul I have ever met in my life.” 

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The Emmys Brought Out A Whole Lot Of Over-The-Top Fashion Choices

September 23, 2019 / Posted by:

That headline was a little redundant. Because this picture of Gwendoline Christie arriving at the Emmys last night looking like Jesus Christ’s older, cooler sister Julie is telling you everything my title did and more. Of course the fashion from last night’s ceremony was extra as hell. Even before all the celebrities arrived, things were over-the-top. Nothing says, “Brace yourselves for fashion!” like making everyone stand and pose in front of a gold, glitter-covered anti-slip bath mat.

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Glamour Was Alive And Well At The NAACP Image Awards

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

I think Auntie Maxine likes it! This was one red carpet that wasn’t a hot mess. Tracee Ellis Ross usually has “Best Dressed” on lock at just about any awards show she attends. However, come time for the NAACP Image Awards, she’s got some stiff competition. The attendees of this year’s awards did not come to play and Tracee’s outfit faded into the background. That’s because the red carpet was on fire!

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Open Post: Hosted By Aubrey O’Day As A Slutty Cruella de Vil

October 26, 2015 / Posted by:


YES! You know that Slutoween has officially begun when a Z-list flower does herself up like a skankified version of a Disney cartoon character to go to some men’s magazine party. I needed something to cleanse my eyeballs of Colton Haynes’ nightmare-inducing skinny Ursula, and thankfully, Aubrey O’Day came along looking like Slutella de Vil at a Maxim Halloween party.

You know, I was going to call Maxim’s Halloween party a bootleg Playboy party, but I’d rather go to a Maxim party. Because at a Maxim party, you don’t have to feel your skin crawl as you watch Hugh Hefner pick out which plastic blondes he wants in his sad sex line of terror and you don’t have to worry about tackling a trick after seeing Bill Cosby hand her a drink. Besides, at a Playboy party, will you see this bronzer-covered rose looking like Cruella de Vil if Cruella de Vil finally went to prison for animal cruelty, got out and had to trade hand jobs for her fix (Dalmatian pelts) in the alley of a dog shelter? I think not! (No, I doubt Aubrey O’Day gets invited to Playboy parties anymore, but that’s not the point!)

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QOTD: Niecy Nash Thinks The Key To A Happy Marriage Is Sucking Your Husband’s Peen Every Day

November 12, 2014 / Posted by:

Why do I have a feeling that minutes before that picture was taken, Niecy Nashkept her husband happy” in the car and she’s still got a souvenir in her mouth?

I knew Niecy Nash was in Getting On, Reno 911, Clean House, The Soul Man, Hair Show and Cookie’s Fortune, but I had no idea she had a PhD in couples therapy. I mean, that’s why someone gave her money to write a book about marriage and relationships, right? Niecy has a book out called It’s Hard To Fight Naked and while talking about it with Playboy, she said that men are simpletons who are happy as long as they have a hot meal in their mouth and a hot mouth on their dick.

Dr. Niecy, who definitely has a masters in blow jobs, basically admitted to giving her second husband of 3 years a beej every day and says that the glue that holds a marriage together is the cum you suck out of your man’s dick. And suddenly, Niecy’s Getting On co-stars now know why her breath always smells like goat milk and chlorine.

What I say in the book is, “A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away” and I say that because I feel like men are profoundly simplistic, which is the reason I wanted to call my book what I used as the title of chapter three, which is, “Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman’s Guide to a Happy Marriage.” Keeping him fed and drained, you have no problem. We are really more complicated than they are and I think that women are more generous with oral sex because we nurture by nature. We want to be pleasing by nature, that’s in our DNA, so I think that a lot of the behavior we’re looking for sexually, you might have to educate your partner. Sometimes, men just assume they’re going to get it and you need to be like, “Give me mine. Ladies first.”

Stomach Full, Penis Empty?! I’m going to need Niecy to explain that one to me. Does she mean that wives should suck their husbands off while feeding him fettuccine alfredo? Or does she mean that wives should swallow? Or does she mean that snowballing is the secret to a long-lasting marriage? I’m going to go with the last one, so open up and say aaaaah, husbands.

The anti-Peg Bundy also says that getting her uterus taken out was the greatest thing she’s ever done, because now she and her husband can screw without worrying about making babies. I guess Niecy doesn’t know about condoms or birth control, but in her defense, she doesn’t have time to research such things since she’s always gargling peen and making dinner.

And somewhere in the Scientology Centre, John Travolta has taken off his wig and is slow clapping for Niecy, because he has always told Kelly Preston that the key to a successful marriage is sucking dick every day.

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