Category: Joe Jonas
The Jonas Brothers Regret Wearing Purity Rings
The world’s least dangerous band, the Jonas Brothers, is the subject an Amazon Prime documentary called Chasing Happiness which, as far as I can tell, is about 3 brothers from New Jersey who start a band and become very rich and famous despite the fact that only one of them looks like he knows how to fuck (Kevin don’t @me). In addition to the documentary, the threatened Jonas Brothers reunion is neigh, as is an album full of, I’m sure, Justin Timberlake rejected mid-tempo pop jams called Happiness Begins. For the first time since they broke up in 2013, Nick, Joe and the other one are all grown up, boo’d up, and opening up about what it was like being Disney’s bitch. Turns out they regret nothing. Well except for those purity rings.
Taylor Swift Said On “Ellen” That She Regrets Calling Out Joe Jonas
We have officially time warped back to 2008 as Taylor Swift is talking about a Joe Jonas break-up, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are fighting. and Sam Lufti is harassing Britney Spears. Taylor Swift went on Ellen to promote her latest children song and said she regrets talking about her relationship with Joe Jonas on Ellen DeGeneres’ show. You know, because talking about relationships hasn’t served Taylor (or her bank account) well at all in the last 10 years. In fact, if we’ve learned anything from the late 2000s (and judging from where we are…we have not) it’s that Taylor should always put who ever she’s dated on blast.
Joe Jonas And Sophie Turner Got Married By An Elvis Impersonator In Las Vegas
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner were both in Las Vegas last night. Joe was there with his brothers, Nick and Kevin, because the Jonas Brothers performed their first show together as a band since I graduated from high school. The Jonas Brothers did the Billboard Music Awards and I guess Joe was on such a high he just needed to tie the knot, because after the awards show, the middle Jonas with the biggest dick took his fiancé down to a lil’ Vegas chapel and had themselves a lil’ wedding. Get that new album promo!
Sophie Turner Reveals She Was Suicidal During Her Rise To Fame
Page Six is reporting that fame hit Sophie Turner hard. While speaking on Phil In The Blanks, Dr. Phil‘s podcast (of all places), she revealed that during her come up in Hollywood after getting cast on Game Of Thrones, she dealt with a lot of depression and actually thought about suicide. Sophie, no! Sansa Stark must sit atop the Iron Throne!
Brienne of Tarth Is The Clear Winner Of The “Game Of Thrones” Red Carpet
Put Brienne of Tarth on the Iron Throne and let’s be done with it. She’s clearly the baddest bitch in all of the 7 kingdoms. At last night’s final season premiere of Game Of Thrones in NYC, Gwendoline Christie brought both the fire and the ice to the red carpet. Instead of relying on Oathkeeper as she does on the show, Gwen relied on what her momma gave her to slay the competition. Brienne of Tarth must have had Cersei Lannister so shook she didn’t even bother to show. However, Gwen’s shine didn’t seem to intimidate Kit Harington one bit.
Sophie Turner Explains Crying In Public With Joe Jonas: It Was Her Period
Recently a photo was taken of Sophie Turner and her fiancé Joe Jonas while they were out and about in New York City. The picture was extremely interesting to the general public because she’s sobbing like she just found out Joe wants DNCE to perform her wedding march. Rumors went around about what caused Sophie to burst out in tears. We FINALLY have clarification!!!! UsWeekly has all the details and they can be summed up with one word: Period. Continue reading