Paris Hilton was on Watch What Happens Live! last night, and you know what Andy Cohen’s interview with her gave me, apart from an aneurysm from the amount of times she goes between her sexy, deep voice and slutty baby voice? A lot of nostalgia. Most of the nostalgia came from her falling back on her favorite person to shit talk: her nemesis from high school (at least when I was in high school), Lindsay Lohan. Which is something she’s done a lot in the past.
Paris has previously said that she never wants her name spoken in the same sentence as Lindsay Lohan, and so Andy Cohen–knowing how to stir up the drama–asked her to say three nice things about Lindsay Lohan. Paris couldn’t even think of one. After a long pause she said:
“…She’s… beyond… lame and embarrassing.”
Oh my god, so funny! Because we thought you were going to say something nice with the word beyond but then you jumped into negative adjectives, lol! But calling someone “embarrassing” when you’re Paris Hilton?
Of course this name-dropping publicity stunt works both ways, and so Lindsay responded through “sources” who talked to The Blast:
“Sources close to the actress tell us Lohan has not been in contact with Hilton in some time and doesn’t understand why the heiress continues to talk about her publicly. She feels Paris is a little obsessed with her and it’s becoming a thing.
We’re told Lohan was completely unfazed by Hilton trashing her to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live and believes it says more about Hilton’s character than it does her.
Our sources say Lindsay Lohan wishes Paris Hilton nothing but good things and she has no ill feelings towards her, and is more focused on her own life and projects.”
This is just Lindsay picking up the phone and calling The Blast. I can hear her saying “she’s a little obsessed and it’s becoming a thing.” I mean, since this is not the first time Paris has talked shit about Lindsay, she does kind of have a point, but still. And the second part: “Lohan was completely unfazed.” Oh were you? So unfazed The Blast had a source talk to them about it within 24 hours? And then the end! Trying to be the bigger person wishing “nothing but good things” to the person who is “obsessed”. Okay Lindsay, put the phone down–someone is throwing up schnapps on your beach, you need to focus on your own life and projects.
This whole situation is embarrassing (and yes, including me writing about it). Paris and LiLo need to cut out the middle man and one of them needs to get with the times and do what these YouTubers do–make a 40-minute video detailing all the reasons you had a falling out and then the other can make a 10-minute video fake-crying about it. Whoever goes first doesn’t have to pretend to cry so think fast–we know neither of you can act.
Here’s more of Paris on Watch What Happens Live! if you want: