If you thought that 33-year-old Jenni “JWoww” Farley was going to go all the way with her 24-year-old, pro-wrestling wannabe boyfriend Zack Carpinello, then I have sad, sad news, as she dropped him after last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. I guess after watching Zack hit on her sometime-friend Angelina Parvenick (as Jenni was taking a Jersey Shore nap aka passed out from tequila), she has had enough of him.
Ronnie Ortiz-Margo And Jen Harley Of “Jersey Shore” Have Broken Up For The Millionth Time, And Yes It’s Messy
Sad news for believers in true love as Ronnie Ortiz-Margo of Jersey Shore and the mother of his poor child Jen Harley have broken up again. I know we’re all shocked and saddened by this news but there are some things to celebrate: no one got dragged by a car, zero arrests were made, the TV is safe and it involved only some alleged minor cheating on Ron’s part.
Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are OVER over (for now, anyway) after about six years of mostly down-low dating. Jamie is handling the break-up the way most 50-year-old famous rich men handle a long term relationship break-up…. by getting with a 21-year-old. Katie is reportedly unfazed by Jamie drying his eyes on 21-year-old ass cheeks, and it’s not only because Katie is already used to Jamie dipping it in pieces other than her, but also because she’s reportedly the one who did the dumping.
Pamela Anderson had a lot to say about her footballer ex-boyfriend Aldi Rami, and it was some a lot. Pam alleged Rami cheated, and was physically and emotionally abusive. She called him a monster and alleged that he had a side hussy living down the street. This was way darker stuff then when she broke up with him for trying to give her a promise ring.
Well it turns out Aldi didn’t like what Pam had to say and took to Instagram to defend himself.
Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have ended their 18 month relationship, allegedly due to Chris really wanting to make some Martin-Johnson kids, and Dakota wanting to make more porn lite like Fifty Shades of Grey movies and buddy comedies with Rebel Wilson. Basically, 29-year-old Dakota wanted to focus on her career and Chris Martin wanted to focus on not becoming another internet meme and procreating with her.
We have officially time warped back to 2008 as Taylor Swift is talking about a Joe Jonas break-up, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are fighting. and Sam Lufti is harassing Britney Spears. Taylor Swift went on Ellen to promote her latest children song and said she regrets talking about her relationship with Joe Jonas on Ellen DeGeneres’ show. You know, because talking about relationships hasn’t served Taylor (or her bank account) well at all in the last 10 years. In fact, if we’ve learned anything from the late 2000s (and judging from where we are…we have not) it’s that Taylor should always put who ever she’s dated on blast.