FYI: Joe Jonas Has The Biggest JoBro Dick

July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Fresh off from spreading his nipples all over social media, 26-year-old Joe Jonas slid into Andy Cohen’s clubhouse last night (no, not like that) to promote something or another, and as model Ashley Graham sat next to him, he played a little game of Plead the Fifth. During the game, the shifty Siamese Cat in a suit asked Joe to play “Shag Marry Kill” with his ex pieces Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid. Joe said he’d marry Demi, fuck Taylor and kill Gigi. I figure that Taylor’s idea of “fucking” is cuddling while making shadow puppets on the ceiling, so okay, Joe. But Before that little game of FMK, Andy asked Joe which JoBro’s peen situation is the largest.  Andy asked Nick Jonas the same question a few weeks ago, and surprisingly the master gay baiter pleaded the fifth. But Joe answered by saying, “This is Nick’s words not mine, but he said he was going to say me, so I’d say me.”

Well, Joe just gave sick bitches who are into gay incest porn some material to fap to by painting the image of all of the Jonas Brothers comparing peens.

Andy Cohen supposedly has a degree in journalism, but I couldn’t tell based on that clip. The part about Joe’s dick size was unprofessional, sloppy, amateur and it really offended me. I mean, Andy didn’t ask any follow-up questions! Every journalism major knows that when your interview subject tells you that he’s got the biggest dick in his family, you don’t just move along. You say, “How long? How thick? If you don’t know, I’ve tattooed a ruler on the inside of my mouth and we can check in the bathroom during commercial break.” If Barbara Walters watched last night, she was probably so embarrassed for Andy. Even Barbara would’ve followed-up with, “Okay, Joe, if your dick was a tree, what kind of tree would it be?

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