Category: Joe Biden
Kanye West’s Campaign Was A $13.2 Million Waste Of Money
Kanye West is currently in the middle of a divorce from his wife Kim Kardashian who finally filed for divorce after months of writing on the wall. And rumor has it a part of their ultimate end was related to him running for President of the United States (as well as Twitter rants). He must really have wanted to stick it to Joe Biden because the final Federal Election Commission report shows that of the $13.2 million wasted on this shitshow, $12 million came from Kanye himself. Blowing through millions of dollars on a bullshit election campaign? That is unacceptable in the Koven! Millions can be spent on filler, luxury cars, birthday vacations, and Birkins only!
Chrissy Teigen Is Currently The Only Celebrity @POTUS Follows On Twitter
We all know that Chrissy Teigen’s therapist wants Chrissy to have something special that’s just for her because we know everything there is to know about Chrissy Teigen. For example, we know she tried horseback riding but as it turns out, other people have ridden horses before so that’s out. Now, according to Chrissy, Chrissy’s next “just for Chrissy” thing is being the only celebrity President Joe Biden’s newly commandeered @POTUS account follows on Twitter. Apparently, all you have to do is @ the President asking nicely for a follow. But it might also help if your husband is singing at his inauguration.
Katy Perry Performed “Firework” To A Whole Bunch Of Fireworks At The Inauguration Special
Yesterday Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, alongside Kamala Harris as the 49th Vice President. And while some people at the Inauguration yesterday looked like they were expecting two speeches and the National Anthem, then calling a cab to get back to work, it was an all-day thing as usual.
The inauguration special called Celebrating America was a big, spectacle featuring Demi Lovato, Justin Timberlake, and of course, Katy Perry. Which is nice for the White House party planning committee. For the first time in 4 years, they had a potential performance list that was longer than “Kid Rock freestyle grunts, and if we have time, maybe Scott Baio can come out and wink at whoever would appreciate such a thing.”
Rihanna Celebrates The Biden Inauguration By Taking Out The Trash
Rihanna is so disinterested in releasing her next album and has decided to start another career outside of her current gigs as a makeup mogul and destroying Victoria’s Secret. Now she’s a trash collector. Rihanna decided to help the new President of the United States, Joe Biden, with a few chores around the White House on his first day. And she started with trash collection–tweeting to Joe a picture of her with garbage bags which we can all take to mean that Donald Trump‘s hairballs are sitting in a landfill somewhere.
Jennifer Lopez Screamed “Let’s Get Loud” While Performing At The Inauguration
Apologies to Lady Gaga, but today’s Presidential Inauguration of Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris is not just an outdoor Lady Gaga concert with a patriotic star wars and stripes theme. And as such, Lady Gaga can’t perform all the performances. She got the National Anthem, aka the ultimate “This could be good or this could be BAD” song. And Jennifer Lopez gave us a rousing rendition of “This Land Is Your Land.” The land may be your land, but the song was 100% JLo. She decided to give us the remix no one needed today, by name dropping the title of her song “Let’s Get Loud” while hitting the final few bars.
Lady Gaga Sang The National Anthem Dressed As “Hunger Games” Heidi
Well, Lady Gaga indeed sang the National Anthem as expected at the inauguration of 46th President of the United States Joe Biden and it went off without a hitch! She dressed in her most demure of evening gowns, took that mountaintop yodeling hairstyle out to the podium, and sang her ass off. She was no Whitney Houston, but hey, if they wanted Whitney I’m sure the inaugural committee could have rented her hologram.