Chrissy Teigen Is Currently The Only Celebrity @POTUS Follows On Twitter

January 21, 2021 / Posted by:

We all know that Chrissy Teigen’s therapist wants Chrissy to have something special that’s just for her because we know everything there is to know about Chrissy Teigen. For example, we know she tried horseback riding but as it turns out, other people have ridden horses before so that’s out. Now, according to Chrissy, Chrissy’s next “just for Chrissy” thing is being the only celebrity President Joe Biden’s newly commandeered @POTUS account follows on Twitter. Apparently, all you have to do is @ the President asking nicely for a follow. But it might also help if your husband is singing at his inauguration.

As we know from yesterday’s multiple tiny newsletters in the ongoing series Dispatches From Inside Chrissy’s Butt: Tracking Her Every Movement From Bowel To Mouth, Chrissy, her kids, and her husband John Legend were all invited behind the iron curtain surrounding Washington DC for the Biden/Harris inauguration. I’m sure it was a great honor for John, but for Chrissy, it was a chance to reflect on her newfound sobriety. And she had another “J4C” moment when she posed by the reflecting pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial after it was cleared of everybody except the National Guard. Apparently, all you have to do is ask! It might also help if your husband is going to sing at the inauguration later that night.

Here’s John’s performance of Feelin’ Good made famous by Nina Simone. I have never once heard of this Michael Bublé person that always pops up when you try to do it at karaoke, and I intend to keep it that way.

Chrissy must have known that John would kill it and so felt emboldened to ask Joe for a follow. And why not? It’s not like he has anything more pressing to do. The first 100 days of a presidency are really just about curating your Twitter feeds and trying to find the best White House bathrooms to take a shit in (per former President Donald Trump).

Well, Joe did Chrissy one better and not only followed her on his personal account (where the only other celebrities he follows are Law & Order SVU’s @MariskaHargitay, @LadyGaga, and the parody account @LadyGagasBigAssBirdBrooch), he also followed her on the official @POTUS account on Twitter!

Suck it, Gaga! It’s a J4C thing, you wouldn’t understand. Joe Biden is now taking policy suggestions and recipe tips from Chrissy, not from you or your big ass bird. Now, your move, Hargitay!

Pic: Instagram

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