The Whitney Houston Hologram Tour Has Arrived

February 26, 2020 / Posted by:

The trailer for the Whitney Houston hologram tour is here and it is exactly what I thought it was going to be: disappointing and unnecessary. An Evening With Whitney Houston: The Whitney Houston Hologram Tour looks like it would be better if it involved a séance, but instead people will be grifted gifted to listening to pre-recorded Whitney Houston vocals while watching a phantom semi-look-alike dance around within the 2-dimensional barrier of the hologram’s limited boundaries. Fun!

The New York Post says that the tour opened in Sheffield, England, and will go on to several other cities. Audience members were treated to an amazing production put on by a computer system, lighting system and also some live musicians and dancers. And that 2D Sims 2-looking hologram did all of Whitney’s biggest hits like How Will I Know, Greatest Love of All, I Wanna Dance With Somebody and more! Miss (creepy) thing even performed on the UK morning talk show This Morning:

Those arms have the lifelike movement of a N64 video game character in beta-testing. And the trailer is like something out of the scariest episode of Black Mirror:

Reactions to the show were mixed. Some thought it was a “mind fuck” while others really enjoyed it.

Okay so this is definitely trash, but listen up, who is this?! They need to rename this tour, because when you zoom in, this is not fucking Whitney Houston:

That looks like the hologram of a fourth-rate Halle Berry impersonator! Who generated this?!

Pic: YouTube

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