At the start of April, we reported on the devastating news that Channing Tatum was no longer executing sexual stomach rolls in low-slung grey sweatpants for Jessie J. This was the second time they had broken up since getting together about a year and a half ago. But Jessie and Channing have recently be dropping hints that they might not be as broken up as was reported a few weeks ago. It also means that if we had to speculate on the status of their relationship using Jessie J song titles, then I guess you could say the most appropriate choices would be “Not My Ex,” or at the very least “Bang Bang.”
Channing Tatum turned 40 on Sunday. Page Six reports that to mark the special occasion, Jessie J posted a series of pictures of Channing, her alleged not-boyfriend, to her Instagram Stories. She wrote:
“Happy 40th Birthday to this special man right here. You are truly one of a kind. I am so grateful you were born, and even more grateful we met. Keep living your BEST life!”
She also included a red heart emoji. That alone is pretty much all the evidence any detective would need to know that something romantically suspicious is going on again between Channing and Jessie. Close the book, these two are definitely doing it again!
But just in case you needed a bit more proof than that, Channing and Jessie were kind enough to provide some pretty damning photographic evidence. On Wednesday night, Channing was seen zipping around Mullholland Drive in Los Angeles on a motorcycle with Jessie J in the back.
Channing Tatum, Jessie J Have Reunited Again During Quarantine https://t.co/fWfsYJHuaT
— TMZ (@TMZ) April 30, 2020
TMZ says that it’s unclear whether Channing and Jessie are quarantining together. But they do point out that the first time they broke up, they were back together within a month. And the time between their last break up and now is about one month. TMZ also seems to believe that Jessie’s arms being wrapped tightly around Channing’s waist is a sign that something is up. Oh yeah, that’s definitely what it is. It’s definitely not because she’s trying to avoid falling the fuck off that bike. The last thing anyone wants right now is to spend any avoidable time in the hospital. But especially while escorted by someone like Channing. Imagine being laid up on a hospital bed with your leg in traction, and hearing Channing say, “Yo, I heard they got corona here. Bummer that I got to drive home, I could go for a cold one.”