Channing Tatum Angrily Defended Girlfriend Jessie J And Her “Infinite And Untouchable Beauty”

January 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Back-togethers Channing Tatum, 39, and Jessie J, 31, are deep in their re-kindled love for each other. We know this because Channing is making sweet, sweet love to Jessie on social media – most recently in an Instagram post referring to her as a “unicorn.” A unicorn is supposed to be a rare, singular, mythological creature. One commentator felt that Jessie’s the farthest thing from a unicorn by commenting that Channing was better off with Jessie’s supposed lookalike, his ex-wife Jenna Dewan. Consider Channing’s muscular titties uncalmed.

Here’s the post.

 

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Gonna watch this unicorn sang tonight. Then we gonna get it in! Horns out!

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It appears that the comments have now been shut down on that particular pic, but E! was nimble enough to scrawl them down before they vanished.

The moment was ruined, however, by someone who commented, “Jenna looks better with you,” referencing Channing’s ex, Jenna Dewan.

Channing furiously popped and locked it back at that sour bitch!

“Hey Alex I don’t usually address s–t like this. But you seem as good of a terrible happy people hating thoughtless person as any of them. Why don’t you seriously think about what you’re doing? It’s hurtful and I ain’t about it [sic],” Tatum wrote.

What Channing is about is going into nauseating detail about how much he loves and his treasures his ladyfriend. If I wasn’t diabetic before…

He continued, “If you can’t not be a horrible hateful person on my page and support the infinite and untouchable beauty and woman that Jess is… please kindly get TF out of here. No one wants you here. Especially me.”

“Infinite and untouchable beauty?!?!” Jessie’s a pretty lady but she must be wielding a mighty strap-on like a damn pro to get such wording out of Channing. “Infinite and untouchable beauty?” That’s some dominatrix-worshipping shit! Was she standing on his back in stilettos when he typed that? Love is the worst.

Pic: Instagram

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