Sorry, Ladies Of Raya, Channing Tatum Is Back With Jessie J
When you get out of an extremely longterm relationship (yes, one year is “extremely longterm” in the universe of celebrity), you should always take some time to really get to know YOU again by writing long entries in your journal, or by going on a solo 1,100 mile hike to make peace with past mistakes and get in touch with the true soul inside of you, or just do what I do, and hook up with the first Grindr trick who shows you an ounce of attention and mess it all up mid-fuck by crying about dying alone. Whatever Channing Tatum did to get over the devastating heartbreak of splitting up from his longtime love (again, one year is approximately ten years in celebrity relationship time) Jessie J, it brought him back to her. He must have missed her doing him like the man’dem, because they’re together again.
It was reported in December that Jessie J and her show documentarian broke up after a year together. It was said at the time that Channing and his ex’s look-alike (to those who think that all dark-haired white women look the same) couldn’t make it work since he needs to stay in Los Angeles where his daughter with Jenna Dewan lives, and Jessie would like to stay in her homeland of England. But about a month later, they were spotted shopping together at a Restoration Hardware in Los Angeles, and they were probably there to buy that damn cloud couch that every moderately famous person is legally required to own. Channing didn’t only bring Jessie J along on that RH trip so she can witness him finally becoming a full-blown celebrity by buying a cloud couch. E! News says they were shopping as a couple since they’re back together.
A source exclusively tells E! News the singer and actor are “fully back together”, weeks after they ended their relationship in 2019. The insider shares, “They took a few weeks apart but ultimately decided they really care about each other.”
With this bump in the road behind them, the source says the celeb duo “seem very happy to be spending time together again.”
This is good news for Channing, because now Jessie J can hold his newsboy cap when he eventually has to settle his custody issues with Jenna in a dance-off. But this is not good news for the star fuckers of Raya, because now they have to settle for Ben Affleck.
It sounds like Channing and Jessie either broke up for a second or never BROKE-UP broke-up. So this is one for the “Stars – They’re Not Just Like Us!” file. Because when us regulars spontaneously dump our piece in the middle of a fight, we scream, “It’s fucking over,” at them while slowly gathering our things hoping they’ll stop us. But when stars like Channing and Jenna spontaneously dump their piece in the middle of a fight, they scream, “It’s fucking over… between 31-year-old British pop star Jessie J and 39-year-old star of Magic Mike Channing Tatum after one year together,” into E!’s tip line while slowly gathering their things hoping their piece will stop them.
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