Category: Jessie J
Channing Tatum And Jessie J Are Over After A Year Of Dating
Channing Tatum is in the middle of a messy custody fight with his ex-wife, Jenna Dewan, over their six-year-old daughter Everly. When Channing comes home from a long day at his lawyer’s office, he’ll no longer be able to plop on the couch, turn to his girlfriend and say, “Hi new Jenna – it’s me, your boyfriend Channing. I did a lot of reading today, and boy, is my brain tired.” Because Us Weekly is reporting that Channing and Jessie J have broken up after a year together.
Jenna Dewan Was “Blindsided” When She Found Out Channing Tatum Was Dating Jessie J
When Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan announced they were done after 9 years of marriage, they both released the same no-drama statement about their split, saying that absolutely nothing had changed about how much they loved each other, but that they just weren’t going to be married anymore. Their hearts might not have changed, but their mouths clearly had decided to stop talking to each other. Because Jenna has revealed in her new book that she found out about Channing and Jessie J in the same way we all did: by reading it on the internet.
Channing Tatum Got A Restraining Order Against A Woman Who Was Squatting In His House
Add Channing Tatum to the list of celebs with stalkers as he’s been granted a restraining order against a woman who was found living in one of his houses without him knowing it. Well, there’s one good thing about not being a multi-millionaire with several houses, if someone squats in your closet, you would probably able to hear them fart from your living room and will catch ’em. Continue reading
Jessie J Would Like People To Stop Saying She Looks Like Jenna Dewan
But which one wore Channing Tatum better? Former professional floor humper Channing and dancer/choreographer/actress Jenna Dewan split after nine years of marriage in September. Since then, Channing has begun mini-golfing with that woman who sings that bang bang into the room song? That’s her, right? Anyway, Jessie J recently read an article that claimed she’s practically face-twins with Channing’s ex. Whichever publication it was also asked readers to choose which one of them was prettier. Miss J (not the good one) wasn’t pleased and had something to say about it on Instagram.
Channing Tatum And Jessie J Are Reportedly A Thing Now
If you have a thing for slightly dopey hunks who can bust a move, then you might be wondering what lucky person has been getting up in newly-single Channing Tatum’s business. As it turns out, Channing’s first “thing” since he announced back in April that he was single after 9 years of marriage might be with British singer Jessie J. One of the greatest singers in America and the greatest former American stripper to ever hump a stage to Ginuwine’s “Pony“? I’d sat that’s a match made in heaven.
Behold, One Of The Greatest Singers In America!
One time when I was at my mom’s house, we were watching Access Hollywood, or another one of those type of shows, and they showed a clip of Jessie J. My mom wasn’t joking when she said, “I didn’t know that Pink is from England.” I should’ve said to my mom that I didn’t know she just got back from a long vacation on another planet, because that Susan Powter-ass wannabe in front of us is one of the greats of all-time! Yes, she would’ve slapped me for talking smart, but she needs to know who our new Whitney Houston is!
Jessie J (aka that Q-Tip who yodeled out Grease Is The Word at the beginning of Grease Live) tells Women’s Health UK (via The Sun) that it gives her the sads knowing that her own homeland of the UK doesn’t appreciate her for the legendary gift that she is. Thank God for America, though, because Jessie J says that in this country we recognize her as being one of the greats. If you actually know what a Jessie J is, this is your cue to make the same confused face she’s making in that pic. If you don’t know what a Jessie J is, don’t bother Googling. You’ll just be re-directed to Dictionary.com’s definition of “delusion.” The legend (in her own peroxide-bleached mind) said this about herself:
“It makes me sad. I’ve done the Grammys, the VMAs… My profile in America is that I’m kind of celebrated as one of the greatest singers — and I love it. I want to be up there with the Celine Dions, Whitneys, Beyoncés, and Arethas. I go hard because I hope and pray that one day people look back and go, ‘She could really fucking sing.’”
Jessie J should’ve specified which America, because it sure as hell ain’t North, Central, South, West or East. But really, Jessie J has always been like room temperature tap water to me. But now I’m a fan! I mean, I don’t think she’s one of the greatest singers in America. However, I do think that she’s one of the greatest comedians in the world!
Pic: Women’s Health UK