Category: Jeffrey Epstein

Bill Gates Admits To Having Had An Affair As Reports Come Out That He Hit On Employees And Solicited Marriage Advice From Jeffrey Epstein

May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Don’t let the dweeby glasses and unfortunate haircut fool you. Bill Gates FUUUUCKS. Or at least he tried to. According to a new report from the New York Times, Bill had a history of asking employees at both Microsoft and The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation out on dates. Those attempts were called “clumsy” and ended in rejection, but a report from the Wall Street Journal suggests that a confirmed affair with an employee led to Bill being investigated by the board of Microsoft a year before he stepped down from the board. We’re also just now finding out that Bill made a lot more visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion than previously reported. You have to wonder if Melinda French Gates (she’s using her maiden name again) didn’t pick up a coconut, in between massages, to make a few calls to the mainland while she was staying on that private island.

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Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Hit With New Charges Of Sex Trafficking A Minor

March 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Ghislaine Maxwell’s name is in the news again, and it’s not because, Satan showed up in court like, “You know, let’s just cut to the chase. Just hand her over to me already since she’s one of mine.” Even Satan doesn’t want to touch Ghislaine. Ghislaine is the news again because federal prosecutors have added to her pile of charges after a fourth alleged victim has come forward. The victim claims that when she was 14 years old, Ghislaine groomed her to be abused by now-dead Jeffrey Epstein. Yup, 14. “Yeah, I’m really not touching that trash now,” said Satan.

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Ghislaine Maxwell Claims Jeffrey Epstein Had Secret Tapes Of Bill Clinton And Donald Trump

February 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in 2016, long before Satan’s favorite tongue-scraper Ghislaine Maxwell spent her days in jail going full Cinderella after midnight, sweeping the showers with a raggedy broom and considering replacing its crispy lengths of straw with sad clumps of her own runaway hair; she sat down for a meeting with Emmy-winning, former CBS producer, Ira Rosen. Ira’s new book, Ticking Clock: Behind the Scenes at 60 Minutes, was released this past week and shares the details of their pre-election meetup, during which he tricked Ghislaine into revealing the existence of secret tapes of both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, recorded by her partner in slime and alleged sex trafficking ringleader, the late Jeffrey Epstein.

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Prosecutors Spit At Ghislaine Maxwell’s Proposed $28.5 Million Bail Package, Saying She’s Got It Cushy Enough In Prison

December 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Ghislaine Maxwell, the heart-deficient monster partner of Jeffrey Epstein, is still in jail in Brooklyn, waiting to go to trial for several federal charges including enticement of minors, sex trafficking, and perjury for “allegedly” grooming, abusing, and sex trafficking underage girls in Epstein’s Satan-approved sex ring for the elite. Ghislaine pleaded not guilty to all charges and the trial is scheduled to start July 2021. But ever since she was found hiding out in a home in New Hampshire and was arrested and charged this past summer, she’s been trying to get out of jail on bail, because, I guess, Ghislaine is the kind of demon whose skin burns from jail cell fluorescent lighting and paper clothes.

A few months ago, U.S. District Judge Alison Nathan denied Ghislaine’s first proposed $5 million bail package, so she’s upped it and is now proposing a $28.5 million bail package. But prosecutors are once again asking Judge Nathan to shit on that too because Ghislaine’s already the 1% of the U.S. jail system since she’s got it better than most inmates.

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Today In SHOCKING NEWS: Prince Andrew Probably Lied About Staying At Jeffrey Epstein’s Townhouse In His “Newsnight” Interview

December 14, 2020 / Posted by:

As bad as Meghan Markle’s pussy blouse was, this is somehow worse. According to The Daily Mail, Prince Andrew almost certainly lied to BBC Newsnight’s Emily Maitlis about not having stayed at his soon-to-be ex-friend (in more ways than one) Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse during a visit in April of 2001. This apparent lie calls the veracity of that entire interview into question, suggesting a then 17-year-old Virginia Giuffre (nee Roberts) might have actually been forced to have sex with Andrew (and possibly groped with a puppet of himself) as she has consistently alleged. Jaw, meet floor. Floor, this is your new roommate, jaw.

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The 465-Page Ghislaine Maxwell Deposition Is Out

October 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Just a couple of days after a judge finally spit at Ghislaine Maxwell’s repeated moves to keep a 2016 testimony of hers from public eyes, it has been released, which means that several journalists have propped their eyelids up with toothpicks to not miss a thing as they go over every smegma-wrapped lie that leaped off of her demon tongue. So far, it seems like Ghislaine dodged questions as though the questions were an of-age woman and she was Jeffrey Epstein. It also looks like the hardest working trick, besides the geyser hole of lies that Ghislaine calls a mouth, is the black bar. The names of several of Epstein’s powerful friends are blacked out. The devil works hard, but the lawyers of the elite work harder to keep their clients’ names out of Ghislaine’s mouth, on paper anyway.

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