If Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged partner in demonic abuse (the word alleged is looking at me like, “Bitch, you know you didn’t need to use us there.“), was hoping to spend her Fourth of July weekend taking in some In-N-Out and sweet freedom, the FBI knocked that Double Double right out of her hands and put handcuffs on her paws. Because Ghislaine Maxwell has finally been arrested by the FBI.
NBC News 4 New York says that Ghislaine was busted at 8:30 this morning in Bedford, New Hampshire, and is expected to show up in court today. Sources say that Ghislaine was of course arrested for allegedly (“Why do you keep using us?!” – alleged and alleged’s relatives) helping dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein to sexually abuse girls for years upon years. People Magazine says that the charges include conspiracy to entice minors to engage in illegal sex acts, conspiracy to entice minors to engage in illegal sex acts, transportation of a minor to engage in illegal sex acts and perjury.
Ghislaine has been laying all-the-way low since Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and faced charges for running a sex trafficking ring where he groomed and abused girls as young as 14. But after Epstein allegedly died by suicide and was found dead in his cell last August, Ghislaine, who is a British socialite type, did crawl out from the smegma-covered rock she was hiding under to sue Epstein’s estate because she believed she had a right to some of his money.
Several women have accused Ghislaine of grooming and abusing them when they were girls. Virginia Roberts Giuffre named Ghislaine in a defamation suit and said that when she was a teenager, Ghislaine groomed her, abused her, and forced her to have sex with men including Prince Andrew. Many, many others accuse Ghislaine of the same thing. Ghislaine has denied having involvement in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex crimes and during a 2016 deposition, Epstein refused to say whether or not Ghislaine groomed girls for him.
The U.S. Attorney in the Southern District of New York will hold a press conference at 12 pm EST
There will be a press conference today at noon to announce charges against Ghislaine Maxwell for her role in the sexual exploitation and abuse of multiple minor girls by Jeffrey Epstein. The press conference will be livestreamed on Facebook @USAOSDNY. https://t.co/n1wN6uglOD pic.twitter.com/NRdDWYnW7q
— US Attorney SDNY (@SDNYnews) July 2, 2020
Ghislaine was the closest to Epstein so her head is obviously filled with all kinds of information (worthy of being hit with the strongest bleach available, I’m sure) and she was friendly with many of Epstein’s friends, like Bill Clinton. So if the feds want her to talk and actually face whatever charges she’s been charged with, they better put her in a padded room with no sheets and only feed her utensil-less food like a Hot Pocket and keep a camera in front of her cell door that live streams to all of us so we can see if anything shady goes down.
And as we all know, there was a time when Prince Andrew wasn’t able to sweat. Well, if you’re in England today, look out your window and you’ll see a giant Bellagio-on-steroids-like fountain blasting through the sky. That’s just from Prince Andrew letting out a sweat geyser of nervousness over his number possibly being up. It’s a sweaty miracle!
UPDATE: Prosecutors said in today’s press conference that this case against Ghislaine Maxwell is a prequel to their case against Jeffrey Epstein. They say that Ghislaine tricked girls into trusting her as a friend and then handed the girls over to Epstein for him and others to abuse. And Ghislaine also took part in the abuse. They say that they’ve been tracking Ghislaine who was hiding out in luxury in New England. Three anonymous victims are involved in the indictment. More charges against Ghislaine could be coming and they are also open to her cooperating with their investigation even though she’s been charged with perjury for claiming in a 2016 deposition that she knew nothing about Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. New York’s acting US Attorney, Audrey Strauss, also winked at Prince Andrew during the press conference.
“We would welcome Prince Andrew coming in to talk with us. We would like to have the benefit of his statement,” Strauss said at a press briefing Thursday.