Alec Baldwin Posted A Video That Explains Why He And Hilaria Baldwin Have So Many Kids
Today in SHOCKING, Alec Baldwin was active on social media. The 64-year-old father of one Ireland and six (going on seven) Balwinitos posted a video to Instagram with the caption: “People comment about how many children we have and ask why. This is why.” In the video, a therapist explains why having lots of kids is a telltale sign of extreme narcissism. The parents see their children as extensions of themselves; living symbols of their legacy. Psych! The real video shows Hilaria Baldwin giving bottles of milk to 1-year-olds Eduardo and María Lucía, who are dressed in puppy onesies. It’s set to the lullabye “Rock-A-Bye Baby”. Ahhh, that’s more like it! Zero self-reflection, all saccharine mushiness.
Alec’s explanation is basically the same one he gave us last time. “Why do we have so many kids? Because babies are cute. Now stop asking!” Here’s the post:
Alec reposted the video from 38-year-old Hilaria’s Instagram. Her caption is way longer and talks about how sweet her babies are, how they’ve finished all her breast milk, and then some crap about she gives the babies hemp milk “before bed and siesta.” I guess Hilaria is sponsored by Big Hemp Milk now?:
So, let me get this straight. The more babies these two make, the more obsessed they get with making babies. See: Hilaria popping out Eduardo in September 2020 and María Lucía arriving via surrogate six months later. Bitch is doubling up! What’re next, octuplets? Oh God… that’s a joke, but what if it isn’t? Pharmacists of Greenwich Village and East Hampton: keep a watchful eye on your inventory of fertility drugs. Especially if a mysterious “Spanish” woman tries to distract you with crazy fucking yoga poses.
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