Category: Hilaria (Née Hilary) Baldwin
Hilaria Baldwin Announces That She’s Taking A Social Media Break
There comes a time in every attention whore’s life when they announce that they’ve decided to quit social media in an effort to do some self-reflecting and find inner peace. Chrissy Teigen has done it, Kanye West has done it (more than once), Alec Baldwin has done it, so we all know that leaving Mark Zuckerberg’s Instagram is the key to becoming a better person. Now Hilaria Baldwin joins the ranks of the “I quit this bitch” and has declared her temporary departure from social media. Godspeed, sweet princessa!
Hilaria Baldwin Lets Us All Know That Alec Baldwin Once Shushed Her While She Was In Labor
Alec Baldwin is in the middle of the aftermath of a tragic accidental shooting on the New Mexico set of the movie Rust that took the life of cinematographer, Halyna Hutchins and injured director Joel Souza. Alec has denied responsibility for the shooting on national television, even though he was holding the gun when it went off. Alec also claims that the gun went off by itself and he never pulled the trigger. The Santa Fe District Attorney’s Office and the Sheriff’s Department are not vibing with Alec blabbing while the investigation is still open. So it’s the perfect time for his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, to give an anecdote about her husband which paints him as a shushing asshole, right? We know he’s shushed Hilaria before, but shushing her on the side of the road with paparazzi is meh in comparison as Hilaria has revealed that Alec shushed her while she was in labor with his baby. Yeah, nothing ruins the magic of childbirth like a woman who won’t quit her yapping.
Hilaria Baldwin Didn’t Think She Was Going To Make It Through Her “Challenging Year”
2021 has been a tough year for many of us, what with diseases running rampant and other global issues. But we need to collectively put aside our selfish problems and concerns and focus on what’s really important: Hilaria Baldwin! And let me tell you, this poor culturally fluid soul has had a difficult year through no fault of her own. It’s all the jealous haters that are ruining her life and brand sponsorships! Shame on us as a society for letting this paragon of truth and Spanish culture suffer silently (through multiple long-winded Instagram posts).
Alec And Hilaria Baldwin Are Getting Slammed For Their New Parenting Podcast
When the names Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin appear in a sentence with the word “slammed,” it seems perfectly reasonable to assume that it’s describing what takes place when Alec’s wriggling and spent but still mighty and bejeweled sperm wand bashes its way into Hilaria’s finely tuned and wildly contorted nether empire of a fetal assembly line.
Now, all of their usual, rabidly sparking flesh friction is certainly implied here, but today’s Baldwin slam dance is about the dragging these two are taking over their new parenting podcast, cheekily named What’s One More?
Alec Baldwin Quit Twitter After Backlash Over His Tweet About Gillian Anderson’s Accent
Yesterday, seven-time father Alec Baldwin decided he wanted even more attention this week, and tweeted a link to a CNN story entitled “Gillian Anderson’s American accent throws some people off”. It was about how Gillian Anderson bounces between her British and American accents. For your information, Gillian was born in Chicago, but soon after her birth, her family moved to London, where they lived until she was 11 years old. After that, they moved back to America, but still spent their summers in London. I guess it was the “summers in Europe” part that triggered Alec, cuz he wrote: “Switching accents ? That sounds…fascinating,” referencing his faux-Spanish wife Hilaria Baldwin. Big surprise, tweeters and Gillian fans didn’t appreciate this comparison, and Alec’s replies were filled with people telling him to shut up and “LEAVE GILLIAN ALOOOONE!” In response Alec deactivated his Twitter account. And then posted a nearly ten-minute-long video on Instagram bitching about his “haters.” OK, sure.
Alec Baldwin Had Some Choice Words For People Who Commented About His New Baby On Instagram
I know it’s hard to believe, but Hilaria “Née Hillary” Baldwin spent an entire month off Instagram “listening” and “reflecting,” yet somehow still found time to procure an infant! Who says Spanish women can’t have it all? They really do have this whole work/life balance thing figured out. Yesterday we learned that Hilaria and Alec Baldwin welcomed a new baby into their family with an Instagram post. Hilaria captioned hers “7❤️.” Alec posted the same photo with the caption “Mi vita.” While Hilaria wisely kept the comments disabled on her post (likely the result of all that listening), Alec did no such thing. It’s open season in Alec’s comments, and understandably, people had some questions, and well, some comments. However, some of them strayed from Alec’s idea of what an ideal comment should be. Those commenting anything other than some variation of “congratulations” were told to go fuck themselves.