Category: Gross
Open Post: Hosted By Brach’s Late Night Taco Truck Jelly Beans
Everyone has a secret love of some disgusting food. I, for one, fervently advocate for candy corn and those awful pumpkins that come out only for Halloween. They should be year-round for deviants like me! However, even I can’t excuse Brach’s latest concoction: Late Night Taco Truck jelly beans! If they aren’t covered in guacamole and give you the runs an hour later, are they really true to the taco truck experience?
Prince Andrew’s Lawyers Are Trying To Argue That Virginia Giuffre Was Actually Over The Age Of Consent In New York State
Prince Andrew has been trying desperately to convince people that he’s not the child-assaulting monster he’s been repeatedly alleged to be. But things are looking up for ol’ Andy, because his lawyers just figured out a foolproof way to avoid that narrative. He can’t be a predator to underage girls because his accuser wasn’t technically considered a child in the eyes of the state’s age of consent laws where the alleged incidents happened! See? Airtight, can’t find a single hole in that one. I mean, on the upside, I guess it’s good that his lawyers aren’t blatantly victim blaming anymore?
Will Smith Decided To Let Everyone Know That He Used To Vomit After Orgasming Because He Developed A “Psychosomatic Reaction” From Having So Much Sex
Will Smith is back to give the likes of Kristen Bell, The Rock, Meghan Trainor, and the other oversharers of Hollywood a run for their oversharing money. Will’s new memoir, Will (working title: WILL YOU STOP ALREADY?!), just keeps revealing more and more and more dramatic shit that went down in Will’s personal life. Will revealed that he and Jada Pinkett-Smith once broke up and he went on an ayahuasca binge and then spoke to a sex therapist. And now someone must have got to a different chapter because it’s being reported that he also talked about having so much sex with women that when he would orgasm it triggered a “psychosomatic” reaction and he would vomit, which would completely kill the mood if that’s not your kink. Imagine Will Smith saying to someone: “Oh baby, no, it’s not you–it’s just my psychosomatic reaction.”
Josh Duggar’s Legal Team Is Trying To Keep His Former Molestation Case Out Of His Child Porn Trial
Josh Duggar’s legal team is doing the absolute most to make their client not look like a creep of the highest order. And so far, it’s not exactly working. Back in April, Josh was charged with receiving and possessing child pornography, the details of which, according to court documents and a Homeland Security Investigations Special Agent, are extremely upsetting. Josh’s lawyers tried to get the case dismissed on a technicality, saying there wasn’t enough evidence. When that didn’t work, they tried to get evidence thrown out, saying that a picture of his hands was taken without a warrant (court denied that one too). Now his lawyers are trying to make sure the jury knows absolutely nothing about Josh’s well-established past as a child molester.
Prince Andrew Claims That Virginia Giuffre Tried To Recruit Victims For Jeffrey Epstein
That’s strange – I thought Prince Andrew didn’t know Virginia Giuffre? Because the narrative up until now has been like “Virginia Who? How do you spell that? Is it getting hot in here? I wouldn’t know, I lack the ability to perspire.” I guess he does know her, or at least his knowledge of her is limited to whatever he can use in a desperate attempt to save his own ass. Prince Andrew’s legal team recently issued a motion to have Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit against him thrown out, alleging that Virginia was an active participant in the recruitment and trafficking of victims for Jeffrey Epstein.
Horatio Sanz Has Been Accused Of Grooming And Sexually Assaulting A Minor At A “Saturday Night Live” Cast Party
Well, this is profoundly gross if not terribly shocking. Another male comedian, this time Saturday Night Live alum Horatio Sanz, has been accused of grooming a teenage girl online. A new lawsuit claims that Horatio “allegedly groomed and sexually assaulted an underage superfan at a “Saturday Night Live” party — as cast members looked the other way.” His accuser says that the grooming began in 2000 when she was 15 and Horatio was 31 and that Horatio developed and maintained a sexually explicit relationship with her online. Good thing Horatio was so funny when he broke character that one every time or else he might lose some fans over this. I did look to see how the #HoratioHive was taking the news, but it turns out it doesn’t exist.