Will Smith Decided To Let Everyone Know That He Used To Vomit After Orgasming Because He Developed A “Psychosomatic Reaction” From Having So Much Sex

Will Smith is back to give the likes of Kristen Bell, The Rock, Meghan Trainor, and the other oversharers of Hollywood a run for their oversharing money. Will’s new memoir, Will (working title: WILL YOU STOP ALREADY?!), just keeps revealing more and more and more dramatic shit that went down in Will’s personal life. Will revealed that he and Jada Pinkett-Smith once broke up and he went on an ayahuasca binge and then spoke to a sex therapist. And now someone must have got to a different chapter because it’s being reported that he also talked about having so much sex with women that when he would orgasm it triggered a “psychosomatic” reaction and he would vomit, which would completely kill the mood if that’s not your kink. Imagine Will Smith saying to someone: “Oh baby, no, it’s not you–it’s just my psychosomatic reaction.”

Will writes that his issues started when he was much younger. Like much younger, like 16. He fell in love (eye-roll) with a girl named Melanie. Melanie had a hard life and she ended up living with Will’s family after her own mother went to prison for murdering her father and she was kicked out of her aunt’s house. Melanie and Will soon started getting it on in the house and he wrote that she was “the center” of his life and that he wanted to heal “the pain of her trauma.” At 16? Someone was watching too many soap operas. But Will is pussy-whipped, and wrote that he’s “always needed a woman to achieve for.” He and Jada make so much sense.

But shit went south when Melanie cheated on Will during a two-week tour he had. Insider says Will reacted by breaking her window panels with a fire poker and storming out. And he actually got worse.

“I desperately needed relief but as there is no pill for heartbreak, I resorted to the homeopathic remedies of shopping and rampant sexual intercourse,” Will writes.

“Up until this point in my life, I had only had sex with one woman other than Melanie,” he writes. “But over the next few months, I went full ghetto hyena.”

Shockingly, Will reveals that engaging in so much sexual intercourse eventually led to him developing a “psychosomatic reaction” to having an orgasm.

“I had sex with so many women, and it was so constitutionally disagreeable to the core of my being, that I developed a psychosomatic reaction to having an orgasm,” he writes.

“It would literally make me gag and sometimes even vomit,” he adds. However, Will notes that his efforts to heal from being cheated on were to no avail, writing that because he was looking for a meaningful connection, the indiscriminate nature of his sexual encounters had no effect.

“In every case, though, I hoped to God this beautiful stranger would be ‘the one’ who would love me, who would make this pain go away,” he writes. “But invariably, there I was, retching and wretched. And the look in the eyes of the women even further deepened my agony.”

Will goes on to say that though he and Melanie briefly reconciled, they ultimately broke up for good. He details a time of “resentment, rage, and destruction” around their split, and recalls collecting all of the things he’d ever bought for her and setting them on fire while she watched.

Insider adds that Will wrote that after setting all her shit on fire, Will never saw or spoke to Melanie again, but he did try a few times. Wonder why she didn’t answer? But don’t worry, Will feels bad now:

“She was the victim of one of the lowest points in my life. Yes, we were young, yes, we hurt each other, but she did not deserve how I treated her; she did not deserve how it ended.”

This dude was out of control, their ultimate break-up was around 1989 which would have made Will 20 or 21 years old so this man was really going out of pocket over a girl who cheated on him when she was a teenager. Sounds healthy.

And Will should really save shit like this for his therapist, but then again his therapist might be sick of hearing things like this too and suggested, “Will, why don’t you save that story for your memoir because I’m sure everyone wants to hear about it,” before making a mental note to invest in some stronger earplugs.

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