Category: Graham Norton

Adele Explains Why She Canceled Her Vegas Show And Reveals Plans To Have A Baby Next Year

February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Last night, Adele filmed an appearance on The Graham Norton Show and she talked about postponing her Vegas residency. 33-year-old Adele explained that she really tried to get the show ready in time, but “it would have been a really half-assed show and I can’t do that.” But Adele promises fans that the residency will be rescheduled for sometime this year because she’s planning on having a baby next year. “Oy, me ovaries are singin’! Me man betta put a baby in me fanny, STAT!”

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Justin Timberlake Remembers The Time He Was Pelted With Bottles Of Piss Onstage

February 16, 2020 / Posted by:

When it comes down to it, has anybody truly experienced devastatingly unfortunate luck and career lows like Justin Timberlake? I think not! Well, strap in for another eye-roll-inducing, stomach-churning tale of self-pity by everyone’s favorite former boy band member who isn’t AJ McLean.

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Graham Norton and Alan Carr Will Be Judges On “RuPaul’s Drag Race UK”

February 14, 2019 / Posted by:

RuPaul and Michelle Visage are taking RuPaul’s Drag Race across the pond for a UK version, and I hope that one at least airs sometime NOT in this time year because I’m getting sick of Ru overload and then a 10-month weave and shade drought. Ross Matthews and Carson Kressley won’t be making the hop, but Ru and the BBC announced Alan Carr and Graham Norton will be taking over as the rotating resident judges.

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Chris Pine Doesn’t Mind That The Internet Slobbered Over His Naked Body

October 20, 2018 / Posted by:

If you are the type of person who gets moisty for a pair of perfectly combed caterpillar eyebrows, piercing blue eyes and a strong jaw line, whip out your calendar and circle November 9th with a red poster board size Sharpie. The good news is that on November 9th, Chris Pine‘s new movie Outlaw King will be released. As some of us already know,  it features him butt naked, dangly bits and all. The best news is that it will be released on Netflix so you can enjoy it in the privacy of your own home.

Chris was a guest on The Graham Norton Show last night, and while sandwiched between Sally Field and Rami Malek (that’s a sandwich I would order twice), Graham pressed him about the recent Twitterverse responses to his naked appearance in Outlaw King.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Moment When Tom Cruise Broke His Ankle

January 27, 2018 / Posted by:

The shady boys in the Scientology Celebrity Centre bathhouse are going to be busy today, Photoshopping David Miscavige behind Tom Cruise in that screen shot.

Filming on the 984th Mission: Impossible movie, now called Mission: Impossible – Fallout went on hiatus for a while last year after Tommy Cruise fucked up his ankle during a stunt gone wrong. Video of Tommy making Leah Remini cackle by cracking his ankle made the rounds last year, but on The Graham Norton Show, he shared a slow-mo close-up clip of that mess. M:I – Fallout doesn’t come out until the summer, but Tommy, Rebecca Ferguson, Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg were on Graham Norton to sell that shit extra early.

The minion who told Tommy that he didn’t need to wear his lifts for this stunt is probably sitting in a cell at Gold Base. Because if Tommy wore his all-mighty lifts, the building would’ve broke, not his ankle. You can practically hear the Thetans screech when it breaks.

A bitch IS Tommy Cruise spending a mountain of money and zillions of hours to become a high-level Scientologist with superpowers, and yet he still breaks bones like us mortal peasants. The Scientology slaves who feed grapes to Tommy as he lounges on his throne better start dipping those grapes in some crushed Boniva.

Pic: YouTube 

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