Open Post: Hosted By Minnie Mouse Losing It On A Security Guard In Las Vegas

January 31, 2020 / Posted by:

2020 has already gone off the rails, and it really went off the rails when one of the cutest mascots in the world turned into Ronda Rousey and started beating on a female security guard. Honestly, nobody knows how, or why, this happened but the fact remains there was a messy incident that took place between an unauthorized Minnie Mouse and a female security guard on the Las Vegas strip, which probably caused Disney+ subscriptions to increase since they apparently want to take Minnie in a new direction this decade.

The New York Post reports that the Rodent Rodeo Smackdown took place on Wednesday where two women got into a crazy fight.

A woman dressed as Minnie Mouse got into a wild brawl on the Las Vegas strip caught on a now-viral video.

Minnie quickly lost her head — at least from her Disney costume — as she repeatedly threw haymakers at a red-headed woman wearing a jacket with “SECURITY” on the back.

Ironically, the security guard needed some damn security herself because Minnie whooped that ass like she was locked in a death match with an exterminator. And she wasn’t alone either. Mickey also tried to save his lady love from possible jail time by intervening. But once Minnie gets going, the only thing that can stop her rage is MORE RAGE!

At least one of her wild punches hit her partner, Mickey Mouse, as he tried to intervene in the ferocious-looking attack seen in a video viewed more than 4.5 million times by Thursday morning.

And that’s not the only off-brand friend from the off-brand Magic Kingdom who watched in awe as Mixed Martial Arts Minnie made minced meat out of her opponent.

A man dressed as Goofy looked bemused as he watched on, with Minnie yanking her opponent to the ground by pulling her hair, then mounting her as she continued a steady series of MMA-style blows.

And how did Minnie end this fun fan interaction? By yelling, “I ain’t no bitch, BITCH!”, before running off with her posse back to Disneyland. I’m going to assume that this will now be the standard greeting at Disneyland as Minnie stands by the gate while awaiting tricks who want to ride the all-new Catch These Mouse Hands experience. And Disneyland better make sure the lady filming is also a part of the ride, because she’s like the Don King of aggressive woodland creature boxing.

Pic: NY Post

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