Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoo Tribute To His Girlfriend

March 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Privileged white boys getting face tattoos. So in right now! Aaron Carter making scary decisions. Also so in right now. So, obviously, Aaron, who already has a few questionable tats on the ol’ visage, made the wise decision to add to the collection. This time, he got his girlfriend’s name inscribed above his eyebrow. Melanie.

Aaron’s girlfriend, bartender at the Pump Room/social media blonde Melanie Martin, posted footage of a recently tattooed Aaron on her Instagram story:

Yep. That’s the face of a man who’s not filled with shame and regret. But don’t worry, Aaron. Melanie is clearly the one! You’ve been going out for all of… oh wait… only two months?! Yeah, you’re fucked.

But even though Melanie and Aaron have only been “instagram official” since January, Aaron is in lurrrrv. via People:

In February, Carter opened up about their blossoming romance in a lengthy Instagram post, writing, “Were [sic] still learning so much about each other, what our boundaries are, hers and mine. Notice HER comes first always put your woman first before your own selfish needs. That’s what my daddy always taught me. Do right by your woman happy wife happy life.”

“I’ve never met a woman more invested into me than you my darling @missmelaniemartin you’ve shown me a love that I never thought existed. From my boundaries I have for myself that our met and knowing she actually DOES something about it,” he continued. “You all can talk all the s— you want and call me names and slander me. But we all know what it is. I just want to move forward in the best way possible.”

I mean, “moving forward” is a lovely sentiment, but it’s Aaron Carter. He got his guns taken away. His family still has restraining orders out on him. He may or may not have secret kids.

I want to know the real truth: How the hell did Melanie get a guy to tattoo her name on his face after two months? I know she’s a big-titted Instagram blonde with pumped up lips (aka the dream? Is this the dream?) but I can’t even get a dude to commit to a second date! But ya know what? If they don’t work out, Aaron can always say the face tat is for Mel C. Or Melanie Griffith. Or he can change it to say “Melanoma”. Rebrand himself as a walking poster boy for skin cancer awareness! Write down these amazing ideas, Aaron, I’ve got a feeling you’re going to need them.

Pics: Instagram

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or get into long-ass fights, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. Also, promoting adblockers is not allowed. And some comment threads will be pre-moderated, so it may take a second for your comment to show up if it's approved.

alt="drupal analytics" >