Category: Fast And The Furious
Jason Momoa Is Reportedly Living In A $750,000 RV
After Jason Momoa announced that he and Lisa Bonet were done after nearly 17 years together, it was very up in the air as to what they would do once they went their separate ways. In my mind, I pictured Jason moving into the pool house and joining Lisa for breakfast and yoga every morning until she finally got sick of him. But as it turns out, when Jason and Lisa decided it was over, he moved into his own place. The only thing is, his own place is on four wheels and it’s parked in a friend’s driveway. Nobody needed a sexy reboot of Chris Farley’s Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker character, but Jason Momoa is currently channeling a little bit of that “living in a van” energy.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Accuses Vin Diesel Of Trying To Manipulate Him Back For “The Fast & The Furious 10”
First of all, please allow me to address the biggest oversight of all, which is why no one thought to call it Fast-10 Your Seatbelts. I’m clearly outraged about the wrong thing here, because if you ask Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, he’ll say the biggest issue facing the upcoming 10th The Fast & the Furious film is Vin Diesel’s manipulative meddling. The Fast & the Furious franchise is heading into its 10th theater-released film. And if Vin had his way, Fast 10 will also star The Rock. But The Rock doesn’t want any part of it and thinks Vin is playing emotional mind games to try to get him back on set for the final Fast film.
Meadow Walker Got Married And Vin Diesel Walked Her Down The Aisle
The Rock, or anybody else for that matter, may not know who Louis Thornton-Allan is, or what he does, or who his people are, but he better figure that shit out quickly because he just inherited a new mortal enemy. Louis just married into the Fast Family Feud by hitching his wagon to Vin Diesel‘s goddaughter, Meadow Walker. According to People, Vin walked Meadow down the aisle in lieu of her late father Paul Walker. Apparently, Louis’ family wasn’t able to make it to the wedding, which took place earlier this month in the Dominican Republic and was covered by Vogue Magazine, but who needs blood relatives when you’re marrying into the Fast Family where blood feuds trump blood relations every time? And according to The Sun, Tyrese has blessed the union on Instagram. So you know this couple is destined to go the distance.
The Rock Responded To Vin Diesel’s Comments About Their Never-Ending Feud
While the Fast Family Franchise of Films may amount to little more than a blip on The Rock’s road to the White House, them shits have become Vin Diesel‘s entire raison d’flêxtre. Vin did not make the decision to cut all the sleeves off his entire wardrobe lightly. As evidenced by his recent comments on the 5-year-old feud between him and The Rock, Vin is deadly serious about his craft. Vin didn’t send a duck-taped Pontiac Fiero into outer space on a motherfucking whim, OK? Real space too, not some candy-ass suborbital circle jerk.
Well, The Rock read all about Vin’s version of events, which basically amounts to The Rock not taking his role as Luke Hobbs seriously enough, and had to laugh. What else was he supposed to do? This is the second ridiculous Fast Feud he’s been embroiled in since joining the franchise for 2011’s Fast Five. Is he supposed to take it seriously when he’s got more important things to do like memorizing the US Constitution in case it comes up on the Presidential Competency Test?
“Black Widow” Set A New Pandemic Box Office Record
Movie industry people were very excited to see how well Black Widow did at the box office this weekend. The newest Fast and the Furious movie, F9, had the biggest movie opening since 2019 and so industry folks were excited that despite the Coronavirus pandemic rocking our lives to Hell the last two years, people were still willing to sit in a room with each other for hours at a time. Because Black Widow came out on Disney+ the same day it was released in theaters, time would tell if the industry was really coming back or if people wanted to stay home and watch from their couch. The verdict is in: BOTH MAKE LOTS OF MONEY!
“F9” Had The Biggest Box Office Opening Since 2019
Not even John Cena‘s Taiwan controversy can stop people from watching fast cars defy physics in ways that make anyone with sense pull their hair out. F9 is the ninth entry in the Fast & the Furious franchise, and it is blowing out movie theatres at the same rate as Fleet has been blowing out assholes this Pride month. The movie has crossed $400 million in global ticket sales and in its opening weekend in the States made a whopping $70 million. Vin Diesel is going to eat well tonight! And every other night because he’s loaded, bitch.