Category: Fast And The Furious
Vin Diesel Offered A Few New Details About His Feud With The Rock
Don’t worry, Vin Diesel’s not so high on his own fumes that he’s deluded enough to compare himself to Federico Fellini in regards to his methods of pulling exquisitely realized performances out of his Fast And Furious co-stars. In fact, while updating us on his feud with co-star The Rock, Vin explicitly stated that his methods are “not Felliniesque,” but that he would “do anything [he’d] have to do in order to get performances in anything [he’s] producing.” If you want to call that being a “candyass,” as The Rock did, that’s your prerogative. But know this — there’s a method to the madness.
There’s A New Trailer For “Fast And Furious 9”
One of the most confusing things to me about movie trailers these days is the need to show everything that happens in the movie. Why am I watching it then? Enter: Fast And The Furious 9. The movie was pushed back, like everything else, because of coronavirus, but is coming out on June 25. It stars Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, and John Cena who will play the villain brother of Vin and Jordana’s characters. The newest trailer is a whopping three minutes long and shows off so many car stunts I don’t know what the shit they have left. But it’s Fast and Furious and there are two more movies coming, so I’m sure they’ll think of more some gravity and velocity-defying nonsense.
Behold, The Movie And TV Trailers From Last Night’s Super Bowl
Yesterday was the Super Bowl, did you know? I am thankful to say I literally didn’t catch a single minute of Super Bowl LV. I knew there was not going to be a pop singer on a stripper pole, so I didn’t need to partake. But like every Super Bowl, the game was also about the commercials, and plenty of new movie trailers played last night, even though there’s a chance they may not even come out this year. Because as Entertainment Weekly pointed out, many of the movies that were advertised during last year’s Super Bowl still haven’t come out due to COVID-19. But hey maybe F9 will be a drive-in release?
BREAKING NEWS: The Rock And Tyrese Have “Peaced Up”
That tequila and ham scented tropical breeze you just felt was The Rock exhaling in relief over the end of the years-long feud between himself and his former Fast & Furious cast-mate Tyrese Gibson. According to Page Six, Tyrese says he and The Rock recently spoke on the phone and have squashed the beef, so to speak, betwixt their furious buttocks. Thanks to Tyrese’s magnanimity, The Rock’s been let off the hook and can now go forth and prosper without the dreaded specter of Tyrese’s disappointment lingering over his head. The Rock is finally free! Up next, world peace? It’s almost as if anything is possible now.
The “Fast & Furious” Franchise Will Wrap Up After Two More Films
Deadline is reporting that the finish line is in sight for the Fast & Furious movies. After 20+ years and a billion pieces of shattered auto glass, the Fast franchise will be going out with a bang. And then another bang. And then an even bigger bang followed by some barely coherent mumbling then a maudlin mid-tempo rap song about the importance of family as the credits roll then a final “BANG!” followed by an epic gag reel for the ages. Mark. My. Words. With the 9th installment in post-production, Universal Pictures announced that there are only two additional Fast movies left on the horizon in which to solve the franchise’s central mystery— Who sharted? Yes, the entire franchise is about diarrhea, what did you think it was about? The cars are metaphors, dummies!
Jason Statham Split With His Agency As He’s Accused Of Having “One Of The Biggest Egos In Hollywood”
You mean to tell me that a multi-million dollar action star is an egotistical asshole? That snatched my wig and now I’m as bald as Jason Statham.
52-year-old Jason Statham recently exited a movie over script issues, and now we’re hearing that he’s parted ways with his manager as well as his talent agency. And sources are saying it’s because he’s got “one of the biggest egos”. Okay, but what else about him is big? That’s what inquiring (and dirty) minds really want to know.