Category: Paul Walker

Meadow Walker Got Married And Vin Diesel Walked Her Down The Aisle

October 25, 2021 / Posted by:

The Rock, or anybody else for that matter, may not know who Louis Thornton-Allan is, or what he does, or who his people are, but he better figure that shit out quickly because he just inherited a new mortal enemy. Louis just married into the Fast Family Feud by hitching his wagon to Vin Diesel‘s goddaughter, Meadow Walker. According to People, Vin walked Meadow down the aisle in lieu of her late father Paul Walker. Apparently, Louis’ family wasn’t able to make it to the wedding, which took place earlier this month in the Dominican Republic and was covered by Vogue Magazine, but who needs blood relatives when you’re marrying into the Fast Family where blood feuds trump blood relations every time? And according to The Sun, Tyrese has blessed the union on Instagram. So you know this couple is destined to go the distance.

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Walmart Is Sorry For Making A Paul Walker Joke On Twitter

January 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Twitter has been around since 2006, and sometime between then and now, this weird thing started happening where corporate brands developed sassy personalities. And you’d have moments in which, let’s say, Wendy’s would be fighting with Serta Mattresses, or Preparation H would start trending for “clapping back” at Squatty Potty. Walmart recently learned the hard way that not every Twitter response needs to be a damn zinger, and that some attempts at being funny might be considered very poor taste. Like when they recently tried to cause internet LOLs by replying to a driving joke with a joke about the late Paul Walker.

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Paul Walker’s Daughter Was Awarded A $10.1 Million Settlement From Roger Rodas’ Estate

April 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Two years after Paul Walker rode up to heaven on the back of a hot angel (I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m sure his soul brother Vin Diesel would have wanted it that way), his 17-year-old daughter, Meadow Walker, filed a lawsuit against Porsche. Meadow claimed that Porsche was responsible for the fiery car crash that killed her father and his friend and the driver Roger Rodas, because they went cheap on the safety features.

Porsche shot back, saying that the car they were in had been “abused and altered” and that Paul and Roger should have known that they were driving at unsafe speeds.

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Michelle Rodriguez’s Ayahuasca Trip Made Her Jealous Of Paul Walker’s Death

April 5, 2016 / Posted by:

The Reality of Truth is an unreleased documentary that gets into how humans find spirituality through prayer, meditation, natural hallucinogenic, etc… I watched the trailer (which is after the cut), and for some reason, they don’t include how many of us (read: just me) find the holy light of God by getting drunk on sweet tea vodka while watching back-to-back Golden Girls episodes for 3 hours. That must be in the documentary’s sequel. The ultra dramatic trailer is mostly about how the documentary’s co-director Mike “Zappy” Zapolin (aka the Internet Warrior) and Michelle Rodriguez traveled the world to find and try a “hidden technology in nature” that the government doesn’t want you to know about. They basically go to Peru to do Ayahuasca, a spiritual drink made from the ayahuasca vine, which apparently makes you do the Macarena with all the gods on a rainbow that’s trickling out of a giant unicorn’s piss slit. It also makes some people vomit through their eyes and cry tears through their mouths.

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Porsche Blames Paul Walker For His Death In Their Response To His Daughter’s Lawsuit

November 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Last September, Paul Walker’s 16-year-old daughter Meadow Walker threw a lawsuit at Porsche claiming that their Carrera GT sports car is a death trap that shouldn’t be allowed on the streets. Paul Walker died two years ago when the 2005 Porsche Carrera GT he was riding in crashed into a tree and a street light before catching on fire. Paul’s friend Roger Rodas owned the Porsche and was also the driver. Roger was driving 90mph before he lost control and hit a tree. Roger died in the crash as well.

In Meadow’s lawsuit, she said that Porsche went cheap with the safety features. The lawsuit claims that the seat belt Paul used was defective and it accuses Porsche of using weak, cheap material on the doors. Meadow says that if Porsche didn’t go the Dollar Tree route with their safety features, her father would still be alive today. Roger Rodas’ widow Kristine Rodas is also suing Porsche for the same reasons.

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Vin Diesel Pays Tribute To Paul Walker With His Kid’s Name

March 23, 2015 / Posted by:

The muscled-up sensitive chanteuse became a third-time daddy last week when his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez birthed out their daughter. They already have a 6-year-old daughter named Hania and a 4-year-old son named Vincent together. Vin didn’t immediately slip out his third kid’s name, but while promoting Fast and Furious I Lost Track Of What Number They’re On during an interview with Natalie Morales for Today, he told her his daughter’s name.

I was secretly hoping that Vin (born name: Mark Vincent Sinclair) would pay tribute to himself with his daughter’s name by naming her Vinilla Diesel. (Note: I’m pretty sure Vinilla Diesel is the name of a Sativa strain that my local weed shop sells.) Vin didn’t name his daughter Vinilla Diesel, because he named her after his late soul brother and friend Paul Walker. Vin said this to Natalie:

“I’m telling you this, because I love you, Natalie. You know I really do. I know you’re a good soul and I know that this is in good hands. But while I was in the hospital… The name that I will give you is… I named her Pauline. There’s no other person that I was thinking about as I was cutting the umbilical cord. I knew he was there and it felt like a way to keep his memory a part of my family, a part of my world.”

So Vin is holding his newborn baby in front of Paloma who was probably spread-eagle and huffing and puffing because she just gave birth to a human, and he thinks of Paul Walker? What is Paloma? The chopped liver who just carried his kid for 9 months and gave birth to her! No, I know what Vin meant and naming his daughter after Paul is sweet and touching. Paul is probably always with Vin, which is why Paloma didn’t think it was weird when he shouted, “This one’s for you, brotha,” as he shot the load of baby batter that knocked her up.

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