Millie Bobby Brown Is Probably Engaged To Jon Bon Jovi’s Son

At 19 years old, Millie Bobby Brown has possibly gotten Her First Hollywood Engagement™! But before you brace yourself for the news that young Millie’s new fiance is some much older creep whose sunk his sleazy claws into her for clout and money, her new fiance is only a year older than her and is Jon Bon Jovi’s son. It seems that Millie Bobby Brown has announced on Instagram that she’s engaged to her 20-year-old boyfriend, Jake Bongiovi. Cut to Drake loudly bawling over the one that got away before re-reading Millie’s current age and saying, “Oh, she’s 19 now. Congrats to that old maid, then.”

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