Millie Bobby Brown Is Probably Engaged To Jon Bon Jovi’s Son

April 11, 2023 / Posted by:

At 19 years old, Millie Bobby Brown has possibly gotten Her First Hollywood Engagement™! But before you brace yourself for the news that young Millie’s new fiance is some much older creep whose sunk his sleazy claws into her for clout and money, her new fiance is only a year older than her and is Jon Bon Jovi’s son. It seems that Millie Bobby Brown has announced on Instagram that she’s engaged to her 20-year-old boyfriend, Jake Bongiovi. Cut to Drake loudly bawling over the one that got away before re-reading Millie’s current age and saying, “Oh, she’s 19 now. Congrats to that old maid, then.”

Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi have been together for two years, and in young Hollywood time, that’s practically twenty years. Since getting together, they’ve shared their love on Instagram, worked events together, and have danced with a bottle of hair bleach together. And now they’re probably engaged. This morning, Millie posted a picture of her and Jake on Instagram, and it looks like it was ripped straight out of an ad campaign for KAY Jewelers’ new line of engagement rings for youngins. Millie posted the pic along with lyrics from Taylor Swift’s song Lover, which Taylor supposedly wrote about Joe Alwyn, who she just broke up with. HA. Maybe Millie is so caught up in the happiness of her engagement that she has no idea that Taylor and Joe are over. Oh, to be young, in love, rich, and totally unaware of Taylor Swift news. Talk about BLISS.

This is definitely a Stars! – They’re NOT Just Like Us situation. Because while some have a Bon Jovi cover band at their wedding reception, Millie may have the actual Bon Jovi as her wedding reception band. Jake also posted pictures from his and Millie’s engagement shoot:

Many in the comments are congratulating Millie and Jake, but “She’s 19” has been trending on Twitter. So obviously, some think that Eleven from Stranger Things is way too young to be getting married, and others accused  Jake of trying to get her money. Well, if Jake is only after Millie’s Stranger Things check, then he better start training for a real fight because he’s going to have to tussle with her stage parents first. via Page Six:

“What? She’s eleven,” one punster wrote in the comments section of Brown’s post, referring to her character’s name in the Netflix show.

“Isn’t she only 19 years old?” a second person questioned.

“Omgg too young,” a third commented.

“Child marriage should not be happening,” another agreed.

“Divorce coming in 1.5 years,” a cynic added.

“Guy is trying hard to secure the bag,” another wrote, referring to Brown’s big paycheck for her breakout role in “Stranger Things.”

If Millie and Jake get married, then she could become Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi. And if they don’t work out, she can hit up Cyndi Lauper’s son and make him her second husband so she can become Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi-Lauper. And then she can marry a Jackson family grandkid, and so on and so forth until her long hyphenated last name looks like a Coachella poster if Coachella happened in the 80s.

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