Category: Drake
Drake Says He Got COVID, And That It Made His Hair Grow In Patchy
We’ve spent a year and a half deep in this pandemic, and as such, we’ve learned an awful lot about the effects of COVID-19, and its awful sister, the Delta Variant. We know that coronavirus can mess up your sense of smell and taste, that it can cause lasting heart issues and breathing problems. But did you also know, a COVID diagnosis can also lead to a hairline that’s all in shambles? It’s true, at least according to Drake, a man who now has what some think is a questionable hair situation.
Drake Rented Out Dodgers Stadium For A Date With A High School Basketball Star’s Mom
We all know Drake loves a honey with a big juicy ass, but no ass in the history of asses needs its own baseball stadium. But since Drake is always doing the absolute most, he recently rented out the entirety of Dodgers Stadium for a dinner date with Instagram model Johanna Leia. And the only thing Drake loves more than a juicy ass is basketball, and with Joanna, he’s scored a 3-pointer. Joanna appeared on the Lifetime reality show Bringing Up Ballers and is the mother of Sierra Canyon High School star basketball player Amari Bailey, who is teammates with LaBron James’ son Bronny James. Leave it to Drake to turn a date with a 40-year-old into an opportunity to holler at a teen.
Rihanna Finally Covered Up A Matching Tattoo She Got With Drake
33-year-old Rihanna and 34-year-old Drake had this weird were-they/weren’t-they romance thing where it seemed very obvious that they were dating but then it was not completely confirmed, and one time she fully swerved his ass on television and it was weird. But during their little whatever romance in 2016, they got matching shark tattoos. Because it doesn’t make sense to confirm a romance publicly but it does make sense to get permanent ink jabbed into your flesh. Now, five years later Rihanna is with Sweden’s Most Wanted, 32-year-old A$AP Rocky, and while they were out and about in New York, people noticed that the shark tattoo she shared with Drake had been covered up. Too bad there wasn’t a live cam on Drake the moment he found out RiRi covered up that tattoo, because his hurt tears would fuel the internet.
Those Drake/Kim Kardashian Rumors Are Back Thanks To A Lyric In His New Song
Back in 2018 Internet detectives theorized that Kim Kardashian was the subject of Drake’s song, “In My Feelings”. You know, the one that opens with, “Kiki, do you love meee?” I, for one, assumed the song was about Kiki Dunst, but what do I know? The rumors didn’t help the long-running Drake vs. Kanye West beef, and Yeezy recorded a series of videos fuming about the allegations. But Kim denied she and Drake ever had a thing. End… of… story? Unfortunately, no.
A few days ago Drake dropped three new songs as part of his latest release, Scary Hours 2. On one of those songs, Wants and Needs, Drake raps, “Yeah, I probably go link to Yeezy I need me some Jesus / But as soon as I start confessin’ my sins, he wouldn’t believe us.” Fans believe this line is Drake admitting he “smashed Kim.”
SZA Swears That She And Drake Dated When She Was Over 18
Last year, there were rumors that Drake, Toronto’s second-most beloved resident (RIP to that little white squirrel), was getting with Kylie Jenner. That rumor was quickly shot down, thanks to the assurance that Kylie would never date a “womanizer” like Drake. The use of the word “womanizer” probably made at least one person raise an eyebrow, considering that Drake has been known to be very social with the people who have not yet reached the legal definition of adulthood.
Recently, Drake had those same people feeling weird again, thanks to a song in which it sounds like the 33-year-old Drake was bragging about dating 29-year-old singer SZA back in 2008, when she would have been (big eesh) seventeen years old. SZA knows it sounds plenty creepy, and she wanted to clear the situation up. According to SZA, Drake got the timeline wrong.
Kanye West Says He Won’t Release New Music Until Sony And Universal Release Him From His Contract
For those keeping track, Donda: With Child is still undelivered when by this point, Kanye West should already be thinking about getting on a waiting list if he wants it to get into a good preschool. But I get it, Kanye’s been very, very, very busy. Not only is he running a [insert adjective of your choice] presidential campaign, according to a slew of recent tweets, he’s also Moses, Nat Turner, and “the 2nd richest black man in America” who is tirelessly working to free his people. His “people” being exclusive to any other rich Black man in America. So you’ll have to excuse him if his album won’t be out until Sony and Universal release him from his contract and Drake apologizes to him for, I don’t know, being richer than him I guess. Folks, as usual, it’s a mess.