We’ve known for a while that Twitter is populated to the hilt with a bunch of Detective LaToyas, and the magnifying glasses have been out in full force since Drake dropped “In My Feelings,” a song that begins with “Kiki, do you love me?” and basically says, whoever Kiki is, she’s been taking a ride on the Drake D. One user thinks Drake has been singing about Kim Kardashian, but Kimmy – for once – told people to not believe the hype.
E! News says Drake and the Kardashians basically all live in a famous person version of Wisteria Lane in Hidden Hills, California. Twitter user Tyler Morrison took to Twitter to basically present a dissertation on why it’s Kim that Drake is singing about:
Drake’s been telling us for months now he slept with Kim K, we just haven’t been listening
– a thread pic.twitter.com/YVCehJI5fQ
— Tyler Morrison (@tmorrison24) August 31, 2018
Kiki is pretty well-documented as Kim’s nickname, and the song’s “I cut down the block, made a right” lyric is actually what Drake would have to do if he decided to pull an Edie Britt and make his way over to Kim’s for a little game of hide the salami, based on a map of the neighborhood (Tyler wasn’t fucking around with his research). As for why he would start lyrically swinging about boning Kanye West’s wife, some say look no further than how Kanye’s label producing Pusha T’s diss track on Drake. A few famous tricks like Nick Cannon said the idea wasn’t that far-fetched, but Kim commented on an Instagram to say it was a lie:
TSR Staff: Thembi! @ThembiTV_ _____________________________________ #TSRReachOrPreach: It seems like we’re at a point in time where one can’t talk about #KanyeWest without discussing his wife #KimKardashian, and no one can talk about Kim without bringing Ye up either. _____________________________________ That being said, while discussing the #PushaT and #Drake rap beef during an interview with @Complex’s Everyday Struggle, #NickCannon agreed with #DJAkademiks that #Drake and #KimK allegedly having the mattress mambo may be a reason #Kanye and Aubrey got into it in the first place. _____________________________________ If you remember, #NickCannon and #KimKardashian dated briefly a few years back, so some may say he’s on to something—but others may say it’s definitely a reach! Thoughts, #Roommates? ?: @complex @everydaystruggleshow
Kim claims the whole thing, “Never happened. End of story.” Pshaw! Don’t shoot down Tyler’s hard work so flippantly, Kimmy! That thread of 900 tweets is both better than any high school term paper you ever “wrote” AND is more than enough to be at least a three-episode arc next season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Oh, who are we kidding? After hearing Kanye say he still jerks off from PornHub and not a copy of Selfish, Kim probably IS Tyler Morrison!