Category: Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato Dissed Max Ehrich’s Sex Skills And He Seemingly Responded
Max Ehrich has probably fired back at his former fiancé, Demi Lovato, who dissed his fuck skills while praising a vibrator. Max and Demi got engaged in July 2020 after four-ish months together and the two broke up not long after with Demi reportedly thinking that Max was just in it for the attention (DUH). Well, Demi decided to stir shit up and suggested that their vibrator brings the crotch tingles more than Max ever did. His response? A shirtless thirst trap. I mean, not even a dick print in some gray sweats? Weak!
Demi Lovato Got A Spider Tattooed On Their Head Following A Recent Stint In Rehab
Froyo fundamentalist Demi Lovato has turned a new leaf. But look out! There’s a big hairy spider under there, sitting right on top of their freshly shaved head. People reports that after coming to the conclusion that being “California sober” wasn’t doing it for them anymore, Demi continues to take steps towards “putting themselves first” and recently returned home from a stay at a rehab program. As such, last week Demi wiped their Instagram feed clean, leaving just one photo remaining — a collage image of their new self, freshly shorn and ready for World Goth Day 2022. Somewhere between rehab and their front door, Demi stopped by celebrity tattoo artist Dr. Woo and had a scary spider tattooed onto their skull. I hope Demi wears a hat next time they go get froyo lest the cashier “accidentally” mistakes it for the real thing and beats them over the head with a rolled-up magazine.
Demi Lovato Is No Longer “California Sober,” They’re “Sober Sober”
Demi Lovato has gotten a lot of shit for saying they’re “California sober.” Demi’s personal interpretation of California sober was staying away from hard drugs like coke and heroin, but continuing to drink and smoke weed in moderation. It’s a controversial take, and many people (including Vanderpump Rules’ Lala Kent) don’t consider it sobriety at all. But now Demi has taken to their Instagram Stories to announce, “I no longer support my “California sober” ways. Sober sober is the only way to be.” Well, good for Demi. Hopefully, this announcement goes over better than previous very serious declarations like, “the word ‘aliens’ is derogatory towards UFOs“ and “I’m triggered by sugar-free cookies.” Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Demi Lovato’s Vibrator
Demi Lovato is trying to come for Gwyneth Paltrow‘s gig by releasing a vibrator and entering into the coochie-pleasure market. Demi better watch the fuck out because Goopy will not go gently into that good night and will defend the legacy her son is so proud of.
Demi Lovato Wants Us To Stop Using The Word “Aliens” Since It’s “Derogatory”
Move over Tom Delonge there’s a new UFO hunter in the mix in the form of Demi Lovato! Too bad Selena Gomez and Demi stopped being friends, Selena could have been alien hunting! Sorry–I mean, UFO hunting. Demi has educated me on my galactic prejudices and I’m unlearning my behavior of saying the A-word, which is derogatory. So from now on, I will call flying lights in the sky UFOs or ETs only, and only refer to skinny white hairless gays as “Troye Sivans”
Demi Lovato Talks About UFOs And Alien Abductions In A New Show
Demi Lovato stars in a new unscripted alien-hunting series called, Unidentified with Demi Lovato. In case you forgot, Demi is a UFO-enthusiast, and the show follows the alien-searching adventures of Demi, their sister, Dallas Lovato, and their best friend, “non-believer” Matthew Scott Montgomery. Wait, why is Demi the pop star who gets their own alien TV show? Tom DeLonge and his Pentagon-approved contributions to UFO conspiracy theories are what, chopped liver? Continue reading