Despite All The “Art” Demi Lovato’s “Trippy Modern Farmhouse” Is Undeniably A House
Well shit, I owe Zac Efron an apology. Which honestly is unprecedented because I live by the motto “I said what I said, bitch” #inthesestreets, but after watching Demi Lovato’s Architectural Digest tour of her “Trippy Modern Farmhouse,” I must walk back my skepticism of Zac’s Risky Business slide into a granite fountain story. Because apparently these celebrities really do be out here letting people talk them into buying ridiculous and potentially deadly trip hazards. But while Demi’s new house is “trippy,” especially the leather pig she’s placed on the living room rug right in front of the sliding glass doors, considering that the place looks like someone gave Bella Thorne a mountain of cocaine, an unlimited budget and told her to go nuts, I think “Tacky Migraine Inducing Madhouse” is a more apt description. What? I said what I said, bitch! #inthesestreets
As we know, Demi is a collector of sorts whether it be “ancient” “Egyptian” “artifacts” or pronouns (her IG bio now reads they/them/she/her, so dealer’s choice). Throughout the tour of her 8,500 square feet, six bedroom, seven bath house in Studio City, Demi makes a point of highlighting all the artwork she bought by “emerging artists from underrepresented communities,” with the help of the director of communications at the LA Museum of Contemporary Art. And AD says Demi’s head of security hooked her up with the design firm she used. Now I’m not calling Demi a sucker, but security and communications are not people I typically look to for artistic inspiration. And here’s why.
Tag yourself— I’m the dust bunnies collecting in the dead corner behind the chair you can’t sit in! I’m sorry to say but Demi has obviously lost the plot and let these designers run roughshod over her otherwise she’d have her very own froyo machine in the Shroom Room, far, far away from the kitchen so she can get her frozen treats without having to worry about running into any Gucci cookie jars unawares.
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