Category: Coronavirus
Eric Clapton, Who Vowed To Never Play A Show With Vaccine Mandates, Played A Show With Vaccine Mandates
76-year-old Eric Clapton is anti-vax, anti-lockdown, and anti-anti-racist. He got two doses of AstraZeneca in February, and a few months later he wrote that his symptoms were so “disastrous” he feared he’d never play the guitar again. Eric said he “should’ve never gone near the needle.” Then in July, he released a statement announcing that he would never perform at any venues that required guests to be vaccinated. He vowed. He refused. He put his multi-millionaire, vaccinated foot down! But guess what happened over the weekend? Eric played a concert in New Orleans with a vaccine mandate. Ha! You know what they say, you can’t spell “hypocrite” without E-R-I-C! Continue reading
Seth Rogen Dragged The Emmys For Getting Together During A Pandemic While Presenting At The Emmys
During last night’s Emmys, Seth Rogen presented the first award of the night and wondered “what are we doing?” over how many people had been packed into a small space. He joked about being told that the ceremony was going to happen outside since the Coronavirus pandemic is still fisting us all without lube. The ceremony was downsized but happened inside of a tent, which I guess is considered “outside” to the Emmys people. The Emmys producers were lying to themselves like the people who have anal and still call themselves “virgins.”
Nicki Minaj Claims She Was Put In Twitter Jail And Got A Personal Invitation From The White House To Talk About Vaccines (But Both Deny Her Claims)
Well, one way for you to distract everyone from you and your sex offender husband threatening his attempted sex assault victim is to dangle your cousin’s friend’s swollen huevos at everyone.
Nicki Minaj’s publicist must be snorting the chunkiest lines of crushed-up Ibuprofen in between taking a sledgehammer to every communication device they own because just in the past few days, she’s managed to get into a fight with Twitter, the White House, and Trinidad’s Health Minister over the COVID-19 misinformation she’s been sharing with her 22.7 million Twitter followers. To think, many of us thought we were all past international incidents brought on by an inflamed nutsack, but I guess not.
Wendy Williams Got COVID-19, Delaying The New Season Of Her Talk Show
Last week 57-year-old Wendy Williams canceled all her public appearances because of “health issues.” Wendy’s gone through it the last few years, so “health issues” could’ve been anything from Graves’ Disease, uncontrollable gas, sobriety issues, or whatever happened that time she fell in Statue of Liberty drag. But today The Wendy Williams Show’s Instagram posted that the illness in question is actually a breakthrough case of COVID-19, and the premiere of this coming season will be delayed from September 20 to October 4. So does this mean Wendy will finally learn how to pronounce “coronavirus” properly? Magic 8-Ball says: Very Doubtful.
Ted Cruz Tried To Burn Patton Oswalt On Twitter Over COVID Safety Measures At Live Shows
Ted Cruz, a junior Senator for Texas, decided to make the extremely stupid choice to attempt to insult professional comedian Patton Oswalt. It all started last week when Patton announced on Instagram that he’d be requiring proof of vaccination or a recent negative COVID test for attendees of his upcoming stand-up tour, Patton Oswalt Live: Who’s Ready To Laugh. Patton explained that while most of the venues agreed to go along with his plan, four venues refused: three in Florida (of course) and one in Salt Lake City. So Patton pulled those dates, explaining that, “my ego is not big enough to think that people should die to hear my stupid comedy.”
The conservative news outlet, The Blaze, tweeted a link to their article covering Patton’s canceled shows, and this is when Ted Cruz entered the chat. He retweeted the piece and added the savage burn, “Both of his fans were disappointed.” WHOA. Shots. Fired. How the hell was Patton gonna top that? The answer was: rather effortlessly.
Miles Teller’s Rep Cries “Incorrect” Over The Report That His Unvaccinated Ass Caught COVID-19, Causing Production On “The Offer” To Temporarily Shut Down
Yesterday it was reported that certified douche Miles Teller (seen above looking like an off-brand Magnum P.I. doll sold at a swap meet) refused to get the COVID-19 vaccine and also refused to get tested. And he apparently caught coronavirus, which led to the producers of his Paramount+ series, The Offer, having to press the pause button on production. Miles’ rep calls the reports “incorrect” but wouldn’t spit up any details. Miles actually replaced alleged abusing piece of yuppie smegma, Armie Hammer, in the series. So clearly that role is cursed and the only way to cleanse it of evil-ness is to cast Betty White in it. Better yet, just replace the entire cast with Betty White.