Nicki Minaj Claims She Was Put In Twitter Jail And Got A Personal Invitation From The White House To Talk About Vaccines (But Both Deny Her Claims)

Well, one way for you to distract everyone from you and your sex offender husband threatening his attempted sex assault victim is to dangle your cousin’s friend’s swollen huevos at everyone.

Nicki Minaj’s publicist must be snorting the chunkiest lines of crushed-up Ibuprofen in between taking a sledgehammer to every communication device they own because just in the past few days, she’s managed to get into a fight with Twitter, the White House, and Trinidad’s Health Minister over the COVID-19 misinformation she’s been sharing with her 22.7 million Twitter followers. To think, many of us thought we were all past international incidents brought on by an inflamed nutsack, but I guess not.

Nicki Minaj was supposed to perform at the MTV VMAs this past Sunday but pulled out and told her fans she’d explained why another day. That “another day” came the next day when a fan asked if she was going to the Met Gala. Nicki said she wasn’t, because guests had to be vaccinated, and she’s not vaccinated and is not looking to get vaccinated until she does more research. But Nicki didn’t leave it at that. She claimed she caught coronavirus and had the same exact symptoms as vaccinated people who got coronavirus. She followed that up with the claim that her cousin’s friend in Trinidad got the vaccine, and it made him impotent and left him with swole nuts, and his fiancee left him because of it. If Nicki had an ounce of self-awareness, she would’ve stopped herself at “my cousin’s friend.” Well, Nicki’s accountant should expect an invoice from Trinidad’s Health Ministry, because they actually spent time investigating the Mystery Of The Vaccine-Induced Diseased Balls. Dr. Terrence Deyalsingh, the health minister of the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago, said Nick pretty much wasted their time. Nicki should also expect a class-action lawsuit from all the dudes in Trinidad whose crotch globes were examined by the health ministry. via CNBC:

“Unfortunately we wasted so much time yesterday running down this false claim,” Deyalsingh said. “As far as we know at this point in time, there has been no such reported either side effect or adverse event. And what was sad about this is that it wasted our time yesterday trying to track down because we take all these claims seriously, whether it’s on social media, or mainstream media.”

Deyalsingh said that there hasn’t been a single reported case of testicular swelling following Covid vaccine shots in Trinidad and that health officials weren’t aware of any cases “anywhere else in the world.”

Nicki did tweet that those who have to get the vaccine (for work purposes) should and that she’s most likely going to get it since she has to go on tour. And she clarified that the real reason she didn’t go to the Met Gala is that she didn’t want to travel with her 1-year-old son. But she continued to fight with people on Twitter and even praised Tucker Carlson for giving her support.

Dr. Anthony Fauci was asked if there was any truth to Nicki’s claims about the vaccine causing dick issues, and he said that there’s absolutely zero evidence that it causes infertility issues in men and women. Dr. Fauci added that so much misinformation fuckery is being thrown around and that Nicki should really think twice before spreading information that “has no basis.” Speaking of false claims from Nicki…

Nicki claimed that she got an invitation to visit The White House to talk about this messiness and that she planned to go in Elle Woods drag. But in a shocking turn of events (read: the opposite), The White House denies Nick got a VIP invite from them and what they really offered her was a phone call with a medical expert, which is an offer they’ve given to others. Translation: She’s not that special!

As we have with others, we offered a call with Nicki Minaj and one of our doctors to answer questions she has about the safety and effectiveness of the vaccine.”

But in a 14-minute clip that Nicki posted on Instagram, she slapped at The White House for calling her a liar and called them liars. Nicki claims she did get an invite for a personal chat with “what is that man’s name” and that she turned them down, because she doesn’t want to travel, and instead suggested that they all do an Instagram Live together. via Complex:

In the clip, Nicki maintained that she was invited to the White House, asking, “Do y’all think I would go on the internet and lie about being invited to the fucking White House. Like what? Do you guys see what is happening right now?”

Nicki claimed that her team got a call from the White House requesting that she get together with Dr. Fauci, who is the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, and U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Vivek Murthy.

“We’d like to offer Nicki an invitation to come to the White house to speak with two people… the two names… um, what is that man’s name… Dr. Fauci and with the surgeon general,” Nicki said.

She continued, “And do you know what I said? I said, ‘Well, I would rather not have to travel, can we do something like a [Instagram] Live’ and they said that they’re open to me to choosing a platform to do a Live but they never have taken that off the table for me to come to the White House.”

Elsewhere in the the video, Nicki said, “And then just imagine someone saying, ‘Oh, no, we offered Nicki Minaj the same phone call we offer everybody else.’ What? You think they would offer that to Mookie in the projects. No. ‘Everybody else.’ And I see why a lot of celebrities keep themselves bubbled up. You understand? We’re living in a place without free healthcare. So anybody in this country has the right to question anything about their health. Because if your health mattered that fucking much there’d be free fucking healthcare, bozos.”

Nicki also claimed that she was put in Twitter jail because of her tweets but Twitter said in a statement that “they did not take any enforcement action on the account referenced.”

So to recap, Nicki has been called out for lying about vaccine-caused swollen balls, an invite from The White House, and getting suspended from Twitter. Who to believe?! But maybe Nicki just hears things wrong. Like when she talked to her cousin, she may have heard, “My friend has swollen balls from that hacky ass COVID vax” when he really said, “My friend has swollen balls from being a barebacky ass hobag to the max.” Probably a bad connection.

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