Night Crumbs
Noted great decision maker Nicki Minaj isn’t going to be at the Met Gala tonight because she’s unvaccinated and refused to get vaccinated until “she’s done enough research.” And then she went on to brain-shart up some crap about how her cousin’s friend got the vaccine and it gave him a case of swollen balls and left him impotent and his fiancee left him because of it. Yup, so it sounds like she’s started doing her research at the WhatsApp Community College. And as my brain swells from reading Nicki’s tweets, someone needs to tell her “cousin’s friend” that there’s an ointment for those diseased huevos of his – Just Jared
Cancer and COVID-19 tried to fuck with The Dude, but Jeff Bridges fought them hard and is now back at work – SOW
Today, we should salute all the people who made Ashton Kutcher’s already-stank pits sweat something extra by chanting “Take a shower!” at him – Celebitchy
As Normani paid tribute to Janet Jackson at the MTV VMAs by grinding on Teyana Taylor, I’m sure many threw holy water at their screens, thinking that Normani was playing Mary giving Teyana Taylor’s Jesus a lap dance on the cross – Lainey Gossip
The reason why nerds jizz today: the trailer for Disney+’s Hawkeye is out. And that’s great and everything, but I’ll wait for the porn parody called Cockeye starring Jeremy Rimmer – Pajiba
And here’s some shit they should’ve taught us in school – OMG Blog
Larry David went full Larry David in New York over the weekend – Uproxx
Oh, it’s just Ellen Fanning sexily farting on a giant baby – Popoholic
RuPaul is now one of the most Emmy-winning Black artists in history! – The Advocate
After it was reported that Kate Beckinsale was hospitalized, she let everyone know she’s doing better and posted a hospital bed selfie. And yes, she looks good while doing so – People
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