Category: Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Who? Liam Payne Has Found A New Lady Love

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Those of you holding out hope Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole (or whatever her last name du jour is) are going to pull a “we were on a break” and run back into each others arms, erm…maybe don’t read further? Just one month after those two broke up, Liam has been tracked down at Lake Como in Italy partaking in PDA with an American model! Has he no class?! Who does he think he is? A musician with a penis? Continue reading


An Old Video Dropped Of Louis Walsh Grabbing Mel B’s Butt

July 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Either the Time’s Up movement went on a deep dive for receipts or there are people like me whose idea of a good Saturday night is a good bottle of whiskey and commentating on Cheryl’s old X Factor outfits that just happened to stumble on some ick-tastic video. An old video from the after show of X Factor U.K. has resurfaced, and it shows one of the show’s original judges, Louis Walsh, clearly cupping Mel B’s ass and giving it a pat.  Continue reading

Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne Are Officially Over

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

People reports that after decades upon decades of hearing about Liam Payne and Cheryl (last name pending. I don’t know if she has one right now) being over, they have announced that their 3-ish year relationship is over.Sigh, it seems like just yesterday she was rebounding onto his One Direction penis (also named One Direction). And Liam had been doing such a good job assuring the press that they were fighting through their problems. Guess it didn’t work out. Who’d of thunk it? Oh yeah, everyone. Continue reading

Cheryl And Liam Payne’s Real Estate Moves Are Making People Think They’re Splitting Up 

February 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Real estate by nature is just a barbaric, bloodthirsty industry. Just think about the average open house: some smiling middle-aged woman named Pam in a Talbots pantsuit hungry for a commission shows you around while describing the sounds of gunshots as “the charming soundtrack of an eclectic neighborhood” and a mildewed-to-death bathroom as “rustic chic.” Real estate moves of any kind are shady, and when you throw in celebrity real estate moves, that gives every tabloid editor a fever dream of a new home addition they’ll be able to afford with the breaking scoop. Rumors of Liam Payne and Cheryl doing some house plotting of their own is the reason du jour of why they most definitely are breaking up. Continue reading


Cheryl And Liam Payne Responded To The Break-Up Rumors By Doing The BRIT Awards Together 

February 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Nothing sells tabloids in England like transcripts of a wire-tapped phone conversation of the Royal Family or Cheryl Cole breakup rumors (what will her next last name be?!), but the latest round of relationship-on-the-rocks reports may be false…or at least not ready to be announced until some financial settlement is made. Cheryl was rumored to be in “crisis talks” with the father of her baby Liam Payne, and it wasn’t just a crisis of some of the fug fashion he rocks on Instagram. While the word was they were oh-so-close to breaking up, they both arrived to the red carpet of the BRIT Awards tonight in London looking like their usual Mrs. Robinson-and-boytoy selves. Continue reading

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