Brad Pitt And His New Lady Ines de Ramon Were Photographed Sunbathing Topless In Cabo

January 4, 2023 / Posted by:

On New Year’s Eve Day, Brad Pitt was papped poolside sunning his divorced-dad-of-six-bod alongside his topless lady friend of a few months, nutritionist/person having something to do with jewelry production, Ines de Ramon, while the two vacationed together in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. If the paps caught the couple unawares, they must be pissed to have missed the money shot because Ines kept her back to the voyeurs, depriving a thirsty public of a peep of the teats that are sure to inspire Brad to try his hand at designing a line of handcrafted nipple rings for every occasion. Possibly even a bespoke pair one might wear to a covert photoshoot when your man’s movie has just flopped following resurfaced accusations of domestic abuse by his very famous ex. But we’ll never know because Ines is, apparently, a pro. As such, she appeared far more interested in keeping her nose in her book than she was in the soulful artist with the “well-defined abs and many tattoos” seated by her side.

As for The Artist in question, according to Page Six, his “signature blond locks blew gently in the wind as he read what appeared to be a script from a large, black binder.” I hope he let Ines have a peek because it’s rude to leave your companion out of the loop when stunting is afoot! Page Six reports:

Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon have cured our seasonal depression.

In photos obtained exclusively by Page Six, the chiseled Oscar winner and his gorgeous girlfriend can be seen enjoying a relaxing — and very scantily clad — New Year’s Eve day by the pool during a romantic Cabo getaway.

The hot new couple slipped into swimsuits and sat side by side in opposite-facing lounge chairs, with de Ramon forgoing her bikini top completely.

The actor, who turned 59 last month, showed off his well-defined abs and many tattoos in teal swim trunks, which he paired with a gold chain around his neck and aviator sunglasses on his face.

De Ramon, for her part, wore only a blue patterned sarong and showed off her bare back as she hugged her knees close to her chest and engaged in occasional conversation with her hunky date.

Can you believe that if I want someone to write nice things about my body I have to do it myself? You’ll never hear Page Six describe me as “a stunner whose ample folds and age-confirming knees have cured our appetites.” Sorry, I should clarify; cured our “appetites for GLAMOUR!” There that’s better. Here’s Brad and Ines laying the groundwork for Us Weekly‘s report that “the other girls he was flirting with or considering as dates have all gradually disappeared. It seems just a matter of time before they’re officially exclusive.

I swear to god I was not trying to be shady when I mentioned my “age-confirming knees.” I hadn’t even really had a good look at them yet when I wrote that part. Seriously, you have to believe me. Brad’s knee situation is entirely his own concern! For those just now catching up, Brad is a 59-year-old divorced dad of six, and Ines is a divorced 32-year-old (or 29, depending on who you ask) woman who has agreed to date him for an unspecified amount of time. According to the New York Post, Ines is actually of Spanish heritage, grew up in Geneva, Switzerland, and was previously married to dude from The Vampire Diaries, Paul Wesley. Brad is from the Mid-Western part of the United States, grew up before our very eyes, and was previously married to that lady from Brangelina, Angelina Jolie.

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