Bill Cosby Found Guilty On All Sexual Assault Charges!

April 26, 2018 / Posted by:

CNN and everybody else, including their mothers, are reporting that 80-year-old Bill Cosby has actually been found guilty on three counts of assault against Andrea Constand. He was being retried after a mistrial was declared last June. Hell hath frozen over.

Cosby was convicted on three counts of aggravated indecent assault for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand in a Philadelphia suburb in 2004. The 80-year-old former comedian faces up to 10 years in prison on each count, but would likely serve them concurrently.

When we speak of Bill Cosby, we no longer need to use the word “allegedly“. Sounds fun, let me try! Bill Cosby is a convicted rapist! Yeah, that works for me. According to CNN:

The panel began deliberating Wednesday around 11 a.m., and worked for more than 14 hours over two days to reach the verdict.

I’m sure we’ll be hearing much more about this verdict in the hours and days to come. Call me petty, but my heart is filled with so much “nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah” right now. And my heart will overflow if we actually get video of a mad Cosby getting all mad in court:

I was originally going to post on Cosby’s lawyer, Tom Mesereau, who fell asleep in court, but this breaking news took obviously took precedence. Which is a shame because I really wanted to post this picture of him.

Suck it, Bill!

Pics:, AP

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