Ageless Icon Cher Confirms Her Relationship With 36-Year-Old Music Producer Alexander “AE” Edwards

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

BREAKING NEWS! Rich man takes younger lover- story at 11. Only in this instance, the rich man is a woman, so naturally, people have opinions. Last week, 76-year-old Cher was seen stepping out to dinner and holding hands with 36-year-old music producer and Amber Rose’s ex Alexander “AE” Edwards, having previously spent time with him touring her $85 million Malibu home with Tyga acting as chaperone. But Tyga’s out of a job now that Cher has ditched the ruse and announced to the world that she’s taking a chance on love. And in case you forgot, Cher “WASN’T BORN YESTERDAY!” So remember that it’s not unusual for a deity to descend from on high to take a young lover, either. Although historically, those situations have tended to be slightly more problematic unions, occasionally resulting in strange, unpredictable hybrids. But this is Cher we’re talking about, and even though she’s relatively young for an eternal being, I do believe her days of knocking up mortals are behind her. So let’s all just get a grip.

E! News reports that Cher first hinted that she’d flipped the sign on her pussy door to “Open” the night before her dinner date with AE, tweeting, “One part of my life is SO AMAZING.” Now she’s taken a page out of Balthazar owner Keith McNally’s playbook by publicly naming her current obsession by posting a blurry photo of him on social media, then sitting back to watch the chaos unfold.

Predictably, questions and concerns were expressed. And Cher, who should be spending each and every minute of the day being fed peeled grapes, mandarin orange slices (also peeled!), pineapple chunks in lite syrup, shredded coconut, and marshmallows made from the gelatin of Pegasus’ hooves, took the time to remind her disciples just who the fuck they’ve been worshiping all these millennia.

Cher’s Q&A didn’t end there either. Cher also confirmed that she and AE met at Paris Fashion week, let us know that he’s met her entire family, informed us that he’s working right now so will not be meeting her in New York, and most importantly, confirmed that AE is treating her “LIKE A [CROWN EMOJI].” Besides, in a way, Cher taking AE under her wing benefits society as a whole.

Now I’m certainly not one to try to tell Cher her business, so I must assume she knows that AE needs to be the one regurgitating pre-masticated ambrosia into her throat, and not the other way around. But I’m not worried.

See, Cher has everything under control. Let’s put the pearls away until such time as Cher starts sprouting demigods from her forehead. Then we can worry.

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