Cher Was Papped Holding Hands With Amber Rose’s Ex, Alexander “AE” Edwards

We all know Cher maintains her youth and beauty with plastic surgeons and water gallon jugs filled with the essence of her young lovers. But in order to keep her fingers nimble enough to tweet shade at the young folks, she must keep her roster filled with younger men who don’t know she’s an ethereal vampire from the 1960s. Recently, 76-year-old Cher put her Malibu home on the market for $85 million, and one interested buyer, Kylie Jenner’s former fuck-piece, 32-year-old Tyga, pounced upon her domicile while accompanied by his friend, 36-year-old Alexander “AE” Edwards. And once they exited Cher’s Den of Desire, rumors began fluttering that she laid the trap and made Tyga her new lover. However, the real story is that she and AE, who has a child with the Spokeswoman of Sluts Amber Rose, are the ones who made the connection instead.
According to The Daily Mail, Cher and Tyga were spotted outside of her home when he either arrived for a realty tour (HA! Like he can afford an $85 million mansion) or stopped by for a booty call. But since this is Cher we’re talking about, two things can be true. And their time together was more likened to the latter because why else would she be entertaining the company of two men who probably saw her Oscar on the mantle and looked at her with wide eyes before asking, “What’s a Moonstruck?”
Tyga, real name Michael Ray Nguyen-Stevensen, was accompanied by his close friend Alexander Edwards, who shares a child with his ex-girlfriend Amber Rose. After the pair left Cher’s house, the singer emerged 40 minutes later and went to visit her mother Georgia Holt, 96, who lives nearby. Later on, Cher went shopping at Sephora in Malibu while Tyga and his friend went to grab a bite at celebrity hot-spot NoBu. It’s unclear what the reason for this meeting was, but both are believed to be single
📸 | The rapper @Tyga was seen visiting @Cher at her Malibu mansion, this past friday, where they spent a couple hours together.
— They first met in September, at the Rick Owens fashion show during Paris Fashion Week. pic.twitter.com/36qtlEt2Yp
— Cher Universe (@TCherUniverse) November 2, 2022
Now here’s where folks got the entire story wrong. Cher isn’t interested in Tyga at all. The Daily Mail points out that it was Cher and AE were papped together last night while leaving Craig’s restaurant:
Cher sparked romance romance rumors by holding hands with Amber Rose’s music producer ex Alexander Edwards on Wednesday while out to dinner in West Hollywood, California.
The 76-year-old singer and Alexander, 36, wore matching black outfits while out to dinner at celebrity hotspot Craig’s and were joined by her new pal Tyga, 32.
Looks like Amber Rose's baby fava AE was spotted out with Cher last night! The two were spotted holding hands on their way to dinner, then they went to the club chile, and then rode back to Cher's Malibu mansion togeva! Is it giving new BaeWatch Roomies? 👀👀👀 📸: Backgrid pic.twitter.com/DOidzSrnd4
— TheShadeRoom (@TheShadeRoom) November 3, 2022
My question is, what exactly transpired in that house when Tyga and Alexander arrived last week? But between Tyga and AE, Cher made the right choice. Cher is no fool, and she knows that any man who has Kardashian taint on them already belongs to Satan. With Alexander, she can mold him into the kind of man she wants without worrying about Pimp Mama Kris showing up to reclaim one of her former minions.
Pic: Backgrid