Amber Rose posted on Instagram two days ago that she’s still pregnant, which makes me think that she was possibly overdue, and now I know why. Amber’s second kid was sitting up in her womb, refusing to leave, because he overheard that his mom and dad were going to give him a name like a string of strip-mall discount electronics stores owned by Slash of Guns N’ Roses!
Amber birthed out her second kid, a son, yesterday and her boyfriend Alexander Edwards announced the arrival of their child and the boy’s name of Slash Electric Alexander Edwards on Instagram. Alexander Edwards did it while working Manic Panic’s newest color: When You Liked Joker A Little Too Fucking Much green.
Amber’s first kid, 6-year-old Sebastian Taylor Thomaz, whom she made with Wiz Khalifa, not only got a non-fucked-up name, but he got a name that makes him sound like the snobby rich brother of Jonathan Taylor Thomas. That’s a win.
But it makes sense that Amber named her second son Slash, because anyone who follows her on Instagram knows that she worships Slash from GNR. And naming her son Slash is the closest she may ever get to having a baby with the original Slash.
As for why she added the name Electric. Maybe she’s a huge fan of Debbie Gibson’s second album. Or a huge fan of Virginia Madsen’s greatest work. Or she just really wanted to give her son a name that sounds like a character in Starlight Express.
Yes, the words, “Um, just call me Alex,” will probably get the most play on little Slash Electric’s tongue in the future, but it could’ve been a lot worse for him. Amber could’ve used his birth to get a big check by naming him FlatTummy T. Edwards. Shit, I just gave Amber a baby name idea for her third kid.