Amber Rose’s Boyfriend Also Got A Face Tattoo For Their Baby Slash
It looks like Amber Rose’s boyfriend Alexander Edwards is in it for the long haul. Not only did he put a baby in Amber, he’s taken her lead and gotten a forehead tattoo to commemorate the birth of their son, Slash Alexander Edwards. And then A.E. took it even further by adding the birth date of Amber’s other son, Sebastian “Bash” Taylor Thomaz, whose father is Wiz Khalifa. And yes, as any good parent does, Wiz also has Bash’s name tattooed on his forehead. That is the only way to let your child know they are loved. Why do you think the Boomer generation has the reputation of being standoffish with their children. I mean, just look at them. Hardly any of them have face tattoos!
Here’s the whole gang celebrating Bash’s birthday. Honestly, at this point, those babies look weird without face tattoos.
These babies are so boring to look at. They don’t even have cool bloody noses like Amber appears to have. That might be real bood, or it might be part of the IT themed Birthday party complete with table cloths sprayed with blood and a Pennywise cake. Children simply adore child murdering clowns. They make them feel wanted. Here’s a closer look at A.E.’s new tattoos.
In addition to Slash and Bash’s birthdays, he’s also got a cherub on one cheek, and a small heart with Slash’s name on the other.
From a symmetry standpoint, these face tattoos are an excellent form of birth control because honoring an eventual third child would create a messy, unattractive imbalance. As for why she chose to do it, Amber said on the Fox Soul series One on One With Keyshia Cole that the death of Kobe Bryant is what inspired her, which makes about as much sense as getting a forehead tattoo. (via Page Six)
“I don’t want this to sound corny or anything but kinda after Kobe [Bryant] died, it made me reflect on my life,” she said during an appearance on Fox Soul’s series “One on One With Keyshia Cole” on Wednesday, per CNN. “I don’t want people to be like, ‘Oh Kobe died and you went and got a tattoo,’ but it was kinda like that.
Rose also said that her father’s cancer scare partly inspired the ink. “He went through remission and he’s good now but he almost died,” she said. “I’ve been wanting this tattoo for a long time and I was like, ‘You know what, life is so short just do it. Just live your best life.’”
You heard her. Life’s just better with a face tattoo. No wonder everyone who’s doing it absolutely and without exception has their fucking shit together.