Amber Rose Showed Up To Her 3rd Annual SlutWalk Dressed As Everyone’s Favorite Superhero

October 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Sluts, hos, tramps, and all other manner of shamelessly sex-positive people had nothing to fear yesterday, for Captain Save-A-Hoe was here!

When Amber Rose promoted her SlutWalk back in June, she did it by posting a NSFW picture of her butter-basted body and chestnut stuffing (aka her bush). The only way Amber could go one step further would be to arrive at this year’s SlutWalk with her LADBS special event permit folded into a little origami bird nesting in her bush. Instead, she arrived relatively covered up. Even her head was covered up. Sadly, it was covered up in a hair piece that screamed, “Someone save this ho from the horrors of a shake-and-go wig.

I love Amber’s costume. I don’t even mind that it looks like something that was bought online from a company trying really hard to avoid a lawsuit from the creators of Power Girl. Although I advise you not to look at the ugly white sneakers on her feet. But I am a little bummed out that Captain Save-A-Ho arrived in a very un-super way on the back of a golf cart and holding a sign like she’s advertising a prepaid cellphone store.

A true champion of hos deserves to arrive at the SlutWalk in a vehicle that honors their commitment to the people she serves. Like in an Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.

Here’s more of Amber Rose at the SlutWalk yesterday. Also included is Amber Rose’s BFF Blac Chyna.


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