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May 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Twix Cookies-n-Creme!

For one highly magical moment in the early-90s, Mars Inc. decided to give the people a Twix bar that gorged itself on Oreos. I don’t know what happened in the early-90s, but it seems like everyone temporarily lost their sense of taste, which is why they didn’t buy Twix Cookies-n-Creme, causing Mars to take it off shelves after just one year.

There’s been many, many Twix creations over the decades, and currently I think there’s only two (Caramel and Peanut Butter), but in 1990, they put out Chocolate Fudge and Cookies-n-Creme. I don’t know why Cookies-n-Creme was only alive for a year. What’s not to love about it? It’s chocolate wrapped in a blended up cookie! That’s perfection stuffed with perfection. I’m pretty sure that if you go to heaven and hook up with an angel, he’d whip out his “dick” and it’d be a chocolate Twix that jizzes cookies and creme. That’s definitely a fact. I’m pretty sure it says that in the bible.

Below is the Cookies-n-Creme commercial where some dude gets dumped, which is bad news, but is it? Because now he gets to spend more time with Twix Cookies-n-Creme!

If you Google “Twix Cookies-n-Creme,” you’ll find several petitions begging for the return of it. So for 28 years, Twix Cookies-n-Creme lovers have been screaming for its return, and instead of Mars Inc. answering the overwhelming call (read: like 12 online petitions), it releases some nasty ass Twix milk. Mars Inc. is just fucking with Cookies-n-Creme-ers now. Who knew that the secret ingredient in current Twix product was the tears of C-N-M fans!

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