A Conversation With Grimes And Lana Del Rey Was As Wackadoodle As You’d Expect
Interview magazine hosted a conversation between intergalactic she-person, Grimes, and ever-yawning witch-Queen, Lana Del Rey. And if you think it was artsy-fartsy, out-of-this-world, overly-meta, more-than-a-skosh pretentious, and absolutely ridiculous, you’re right.
NBC Says They Are Working With Gabrielle Union After She Spoke Out About Her Firing From “AGT”
Gabrielle Union‘s firing from America’s Got Talent snowballed fast. It was announced that she and Julianne Hough would not be returning and there were whispers that it was because Gabrielle complained about workplace racial issues she witnessed, including racist jokes and sexist remarks. Well, now NBC is scrambling into damage control mode and Gabrielle isn’t making it any easier for them. Meanwhile, Jay Leno, who allegedly made a racist joke on-set, is speaking about it.
Brazil’s President Claimed That Leonardo DiCaprio Paid To Burn The Amazon Rainforest Down, Leo Responded
When Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t doing his life’s work being a major stepping stone in any successful Victoria’s Secret model’s career, he’s all about the environment. This makes Friday’s claims by Brazil’s president Jair Bolsonaro that Leo PAID to have the Amazon Rainforest set aflame seem like they’re ready for their own tinfoil hat. Leo released a statement refuting Jair’s accusations that he’s Lex Luthor in disguise with some mad scheme to burn down rainforests to deprive the Earth of oxygen so he can tag even more supermodel ass. True, Bosonaro didn’t float the Vicky’s Secret theory but why else does a middle-aged millionaire actor with a model fetish try to hurry along our planet’s destruction if not to acquire more barely legal lingerie models with which to stock his yacht?
The Duggar’s Lair Was Raided By Homeland Security… But They Deny It
Many have a microwave bag of popcorn in their kitchen cabinet marked “Reserved For The Fall Of The Duggars,” and well, you may soon be able to pull that out, pop it, season it with some holy water and frankincense, and toss satisfying kernel after satisfying kernel into your mouth while watching the Duggars get theirs. Because there’s several reports claiming that Homeland Security raided the Duggar’s compound in Tontitown, Arkansas over the weekend, and a rep for HSI confirmed that they were there as part of an ongoing federal criminal investigation. But since the Duggar’s First Commandment is Thou Shalt Lie To Save Face, they are clutching their version of the bible (read: bank records and legal documents they probably don’t want the feds to see) all surprised-like at this “fake news.”
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 66 – Goop, Sweat & Farts
Because Allison and I love it when our skin crawls off of our body, we break down the Prince Andrew train wreck of an interview with the BBC including the part where he claims he had a condition that temporarily took away his ability to sweat (and yes, I know I butchered the ever-loving hell out of Ghislaine Maxwell’s name, but it’s what she deserves). From there we take in Fartgate, and end with dissecting Goop’s holiday gift list.
We also get into Kristen Stewart’s fascination with hands, Marilyn Monroe slathering her body in Vaseline before taking a three-hour bath, Bethenny Frankel’s dumb party tip, South Dakota declaring it’s on meth, and the streaming craziness that is ruining checking accounts everywhere.
We’re off next week, because one of us (not Allison) has to prepare the eatin’ bag in their belly for Thanksgiving FOOD.
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Skinny Dip Cologne!
Reader Angie dropped this HSOTD nomination into my inbox, and also opened up my brain to the time when Pfizer, the company responsible for many a pepaw boner (because they make Viagra), got into the perfume game after buying Leeming, the makers of beauty and personal care items. Almost two decades before those hard dick-inducer pills hit the market, Pfizer-Leeming put out Skinny Dip, a bottle of aromatic nectar that was supposed to travel from a man’s nose to his dick and cause him to want to get naked and skinny dip in your lady pond. Just ask Sandy Duncan!