Pamela Anderson Is Not Sorry For Wearing A Native American Headdress For Halloween
The year is 2019, and most of us can agree that there are some Halloween looks that should officially be retired to the Costume Graveyard. For example, if your costume is the kind of thing that will come back to haunt you during a nationwide re-election campaign, maybe throw on some cheap dollar store devil horns instead. Pamela Anderson has apparently received this memo, and yet she still decided to wear a Native American war bonnet.
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McDonald’s plastic hand puppets from the 1970s and 1980s!
A jolt of surprise hit me after I found out that these plastic hand puppet mittens from McDonald’s were born in the 1970s, because I really thought they were a true creation from the 1980s. But go ahead and add the McDonald’s plastic hand puppets to the list of glorious things that the 1970s gave us, along with Idris Elba, Charlene’s I’ve Never Been To Me, and many 80s teen first fap book The Joy Of Sex.
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 62 – Brown Hole Sun
Allison and I dive straight into the bowl of stupidity that Miley Cyrus spewed out when telling her Instagram followers that they don’t need to be gay because not all guys are evil. After we put back together whatever is left of our brains from listening to Miley’s love advice, we talk about Jaime Pressly telling everyone she has a favorite child, TV Guide’s best 25 TV shows of the decade, and we end the first part by sunning our buttholes in the name wellness.
We also talk about Dennis Quaid getting engaged to a 26-year-old, Nicki Minaj marrying a convicted sex offender, Harry Styles keeping his precious costumes in a big freezer, Clue the board game replacing the hall with a bathroom, and the woman who hasn’t been able to shake the hiccups for 12 years. And again: butthole sunning.
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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 61 – Scat Empress
This podcast is usually shit, but we really get into shit thanks to Jonathan Van Ness being the new spokesbutt of Poo-Pourri. But before we go there, we talk about the WAG Wars that have made me miss Footballers Wives, Jeremy Renner’s ex-wife threatening to expose his nudes, and The National Enquirer trying to get nudes from Ronan Farrow.
We also get into Hugh Grant becoming an old man yelling at cloud (or in this case, at the volume of movies), the name of Amber Rose’s second son, Kim Gordon visiting Disney Jail, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, and the bride who asked if she’s an asshole for thinking about overcharging guests on booze so she and her groom can make a profit. So, nudes, poop, revenge, and overpriced booze are what’s on the menu for this episode.
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Gina Rodriguez Posted A Video Of Herself Rapping The N-Word, Which Was Received About As Well As You Can Imagine
Jane the Virgin was never at risk of getting cancelled, but it looks like the same can’t be said Gina Rodriguez. Gina Rodriguez has gotten the kind of attention today that has no doubt made her publicist want to fake a cough loud enough so everyone in the office can hear, and call in “sick” for the rest of the week. And even if that cough is just them saying the words, “Cough cough,” I think everyone would understand.
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Hasbro’s Sugar Plum Dolly and Me Hair Dryer!
While trolling through Google the other day to find the name of a doll from the 80s with a blow dryer head (a doll that may have only existed during one my acid trips), I landed on this double dome of nightmare foolery all the way back from 1968.