Brazil’s President Claimed That Leonardo DiCaprio Paid To Burn The Amazon Rainforest Down, Leo Responded

When Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t doing his life’s work being a major stepping stone in any successful Victoria’s Secret model’s career, he’s all about the environment. This makes Friday’s claims by Brazil’s president Jair Bolsonaro that Leo PAID to have the Amazon Rainforest set aflame seem like they’re ready for their own tinfoil hat. Leo released a statement refuting Jair’s accusations that he’s Lex Luthor in disguise with some mad scheme to burn down rainforests to deprive the Earth of oxygen so he can tag even more supermodel ass. True, Bosonaro didn’t float the Vicky’s Secret theory but why else does a middle-aged millionaire actor with a model fetish try to hurry along our planet’s destruction if not to acquire more barely legal lingerie models with which to stock his yacht?

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