Night Crumbs
Stacey Dash’s fourth husband Jeffrey Marty is asking for an annulment because he claims that ten days after they met, her pastor said it was God’s will for them to get married and he was put under some kind of “hypnotic prayer technique” that caused his messy ass to marry her messy ass. If that’s the case, he needs to sue GOD! But my guess is that this “hypnotic prayer technique” involved Stacey saying, “I won’t sex you until marriage,” into his eyes. – People
I was too busy making WTF eyes over that eagle trying to snatch up those cherubs who are staring at a sleeping naked lady to notice that Tyler Posey either needs to clean his bathroom mirror or clean up that chunky jizz blob on his thigh – OMG Blog
“She really should be wearing a lion onesie since she’s always lion about shit” is probably what Brad Pitt said about this picture of Angelina Jolie in an elephant onesie – Lainey Gossip
After last night’s Democratic National Convention, people have a new Superman-haired Kennedy to slobber over – Celebitchy
The Death on the Nile trailer needed more Edina Monsoon – Pajiba
Tilda Swinton, Cate Blanchett, Ewan McGregor, Christoph Walz, and more have joined Guillermo del Toro’s Pinnochio movie for Netflix, and honestly, he just should’ve cast Tilda Swinton as all the roles and called it a day – Deadline
Ireland Baldwin’s in-between-titty sweat spot isn’t even shaped like a peen, but since I”m every kind of hard-up, it’s shaped like a peen to me – Popoholic
Some ex-talk show host from San Francisco threw a racist and homophobic tantrum over masks at a Marshalls. And thankfully, it wasn’t Danny Tanner – Towleroad
Scott Isadick and the daughter of Lionel Richie who isn’t Nicole broke up again – Just Jared