More Deep Thoughts From Grimes: She Thinks The Earth Is 4000 Years Old And Dinosaurs Are A Trick Of God

September 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Grimes is sharting out some more thick ropes of stupid from her mouth, as she has now claimed that the Earth is only 4000 years old and that dinosaurs were put here by God to confuse us. If there is one thing we can agree on, it’s that Grimes is definitely confused.

Grimes is a mother to two children with her ex, the homeless billionaire, Elon Musk–Lexapro 31, and Axe Dark Bodyspray. And I can only imagine the type of education these two youngins are getting between the intellect of their parents. Elon is… a mess head to toe. And Grimes? Her previous intellectual endeavors include reading Marx in public for attention, and suggesting that we all ditch money and invest in a gaming economy. They should do a study on all of Elon’s children and see if some test higher than others depending on which secret baby mama raised them.

Well, Grimes is back with more Thoughts That Will Get People Talking About Meβ„’. You know what they say, when desperate for attention just saying something controversial and provably false online, via Uproxx:

Grimes β€” in her latest totally unpredictable topic of discussion on Twitter β€” seems to think that the world is merely 4,000 years old. Nevermind that basic anthropology, archaeology, and countless other branches of science have facts and data that prove otherwise. But Grimes is getting a rise out of her Twitter followers no less. In fact, she also added she thinks “Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us.”

Of course, scientists and anthropologists have reached a consensus that the planet is certainly NOT 4000 years old, and in fact, it is closer to 4.543 billion years old. So Grimes is off by just a skosh! This is also a stark change from Grimes’ previous religious expression, as she said she was thinking of converting to a Greek or Egyptian polytheistic religion and that she herself had been working on an “experimental” polytheistic religion herself. Oh my God, Mars is going to have the most fucked up religion when she and Elon finally colonize it, via Rolling Stone:

Only a few weeks ago, she was polling followers to ask whether she should convert to “Greco Roman polytheism or ancient Egyptian polytheism,” either of which seem far more in line with her maximalist and transhumanist aesthetic, then said she was “almost finished developing an experimental polytheistic religion” of her own.

Elon hasn’t given his two cents on any of this yet, but I’m sure that when he does it will be equally scientifically inaccurate and trolling and will find a way to outdo Grimes. It’s a gift Elon has.

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