While I love me a nice ice cream, I find it hard to spend too much on a gourmet flavor when I’m just as happy eating a plain vanilla cone. It’s the curse of having a Neanderthal palate. If you’re someone like me who believes that a $6-$8 Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey is a tad too indulgent, then you are not the core audience for Byakuya. If you’re looking to blow over $6000 on ice cream, then this scoop’s for you!

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Now that Alec Baldwin is finally free after the charges against him for the Rust shooting were dropped last month, he can go back to his normal life of pretending his wife Hilaria Balwin is from Barthhhhhhelona and being a dick. I mean, he’s been doing both those things all throughout the legal proceedings, but now he can do it without the threat of jail over his head. And what’s the first thing a celebrity does after being cleared of criminal manslaughter charges? That’s right. Berate service workers!

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When Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez confirmed their split back in April 2021, A-Rod threw out a Hail Mary damage control statement in an interview with ET, “We’re so grateful for the last five years; how do we make the next five years better because of lessons learned?” If you’re wondering what said “lessons” were, it’s probably how to better execute stealth while cheating on your woman with random chicks on Instagram- which was uncovered when Southern Charm’s Madison LeCroy popped up to say she and A-Rod FaceTimed after he slid into her DMs. Now, almost two years later, Madison’s spilled that she thinks Alex was actively looking for a side chick when he reached out to her. “You don’t say?” said all the chicks whose DMs he probably slid into.

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Bre Tiesi is a member of Nick Cannon’s baby-making brigade, and she’s also on Selling Sunset. During the show’s new season, Bre claimed that Nick Cannon, who makes $100 million a year (according to Nick Cannon), isn’t legally on the hook for child support in California because he has so many kids. Bre said, “The way it works is, like, after 10, the court can basically say he can’t afford to pay child support.” Of course, that’s not true. If it were, every deadbeat dad in the land would be jizzing out a child army to get out of paying child support. Even Bre’s own lawyer publicly called her out for spreading misinformation. As for where Bre heard that little false tidbit, my guess is she learned it from famed child support expert Dick Mannon, Esq. (aka Nick Cannon in a foolproof lawyer disguise of glasses and a suit) – Us Weekly

Because Jeff Bezos’ transformation into a Bond villain is incomplete without a tasteful and modest yacht, he has a $500 million superyacht, and some think his boat’s figurehead was modeled after his moll Lauren Sanchez. But I don’t really see it. If he really wanted to pay tribute to Lauren Sanchez, he’d have his figurehead made with equal parts heat-resistant silicone and demure elegance – Jezebel

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