Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas were spotted at a Starbucks in Mammoth Lakes, CA together. I’m sure Kate was just at that Starbucks to get more caffeine in her so she could ride that young ass meat for a couple more hours – Lainey Gossip 

Kelly Rutherford hopes her custody battle will be an example to others. Yeah an example of what not to do – Celebitchy

Christina Milian got her b-hole waxed and bleach in front of the cameras. You know, I think I’d rather watch 3 hours of Christina Milian getting her ass waxed than 2 seconds of Keeping Up with the Kartrashians – Drunken Stepfather

Kandi Burruss from The Real Housewives of Atlanta had a kandi-koated baby boy. Actually I’m sure he wasn’t kandi-koated. He was probably covered in womb slime and all of that – Reality Tea 

Hmm…the first still from the Gollum biopic is really strange – The Superficial 

I’d pay attention to the in-flight safety demo if these topless dudes did it – Towleroad

Kristen Stewart’s dress looks like a craft project made out of bowtie pasta – Popoholic

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is now the highest-grossing movie of all time and forever. To think, if Hollywood didn’t butcher the Jem and the Holograms movie, it would be in that spot – IDLYITW

What am I looking at exactly? – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Conan O’Brien, Kevin Hart and Ice Cube help out a student driver. I have a feeling they are all stoned in this, even the student driver – Hollywood Tuna 

A topless Kit Harington works that man bun – Popsugar

The Los Angeles D.A. will not press sexual assault charges against Bill Cosby – HuffPo

The Get Down actually looks good… – SOW

Two things nobody asked for: A Cruella de Vil origin story from Disney and Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil – Just Jared

Here’s Chad Michael Murray’s bare ass – OMG Blog

Pic: Flaunt Magazine, Allure

Fatties, ugly people, Adele and Pippa Middleton are all cackling into the night, because the grand lord of the Death Eaters Kunty Karl is being investigated by French tax authorities for using all kinds of schemes to hide more than 20 million euros. Kunty Karl’s white pot scrubber hair isn’t only filled with the screams of his victims. It may also be filled with tax-evading secrets.

The French newspaper L’Express (via The Daily Mail) says that French authorities believe that over the course of 6 years, Kunty Karl failed to declare a total of 20 million euros. They believe he’s been using places like the British Virgin Islands, Delaware and Ireland to circulate his millions. Authorities are focusing on 7L, a bookshop that Kunty Karl founded in 1999 in Paris. Inside of Kunty Karl’s bookshop is a photo studio owned by a British company, which takes in the revenue from his photography work. The bookshop doesn’t pay taxes because it doesn’t make any money. Apparently, the French authorities think the foreign transactions allowed the “concealing of the undeclared professional activity” of Karl as a photographer.

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Usually these Hot Slut of the Month contests aren’t even close. There’s always one Hot Slut who quickly jumps ahead of the other bitches and stays ahead. But the Hot Slut of December fight was neck-and-neck. It came down to Carrie Fisher’s breakout star of a dog Gary Fisher and Uncle Sam, the bald eagle who instantly became an American hero when he tried to attack the dead guinea pig on Donald Trump’s head. Gary Fisher won in the end by just 1 vote. That person who cast the deciding vote is obviously an anti-American devil for voting against Uncle Sam! No, both Uncle Sam and Gary Fisher are American treasures, so it’s okay.

Loving You Barbie and The Singing Telegram Girl from Clue didn’t stand a chance. Gary Fisher and Uncle Sam both got around 38% of the votes each. The Singing Telegram Girl got about 14% and many of you are not loving Loving You Barbie, because she only got 9%.

Now that the final Hot Slut of the Month of 2015 has been chosen, voting for Hot Slut of the Year can start. Round 1 will start tomorrow, so get 8 hours of sleep, eat a protein-filled breakfast and stretch your voting finger. It’ll be the most important decision you make in your entire life!

Thanks to everyone who voted.

Pic: Instagram

I know, I know, a Mama June post in 2016. But it was either this or another Bristol Palin post and I’ve already met my daily limit for important political news, so I went with this trash.

No-Kind-Of-Mama June and her tribe of quadruple-chinned hillbilly dumplings are trying to crawl out from under the pile of irrelevancy by doing another reality show. June and Sugar Bear are on that reality show where desperate fame whores pretend they have relationship problems in exchange for camera time and a check. No, not that Couples Therapy mess. I’m talking about Marriage Boot Camp. The first episode of Marriage Boot Camp airs on Friday and in it, June tells her fellow Marriage Boot Campers, Catherine and Sean Lowe of The Bachelor, that she thinks Sugar Bear may have cheated on her with dudes and chicks. SCANDAL!

“It’s not that I don’t want to talk to him. I believe there was more than one. The text messages that I have seen [are from] men and women. I want him to be honest, and I don’t feel in my gut that he’s fully honest.”

No, I’m pretty sure that feeling in her gut was her afternoon snack of sketti sauce and deep fried cheese noodles trying to digest.

Sugar Bear denies cheating on June. Last year, June came out as bisexual and said that she’s licked Velveeta off of a punane or two.

Maybe Sugar Bear likes a peen in his sugar bear hole and maybe he had a 100-person orgy with dudes and chicks on June’s favorite bedspread. Who cares? Big deal. It’s not like he fucked the pedo trash who molested his daughter.

And I can’t believe this is the second time this week I’ve posted something Mama June- related. 2016 is not going the way I thought it would.

Pics: Wenn.com

As Channing Tatum, Zoe Bell, Tim Roth and Christoph Waltz watched, Quentin Tarantino pressed his hands and feets into wet cement during his hand and footprint ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theater in Hollywood yesterday. It doesn’t really make sense that they asked QT to press his hands and feet into a block of cement. Do they even know him?! If they really wanted to pay tribute to QT, they should’ve let him press his tongue into that block of cement instead. Just thinking about all those feet walking on his tongueprint at the Chinese Theater would probably make QT’s tip get more than moist.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

A long time ago I sort of entertained the idea of moving to London. So I checked rent prices over there and after I found out that I’d have to sell my ass to afford anything in London, I checked to see how much a skinny fat gay could get for his ass in England (answer: a 16-week-old water damaged copy of The Daily Star and a half full jar of Marmite, which I’d have to use as butt lube with my john). Moving to London isn’t going to happen anytime soon. The rent is too damn high almost everywhere and it’s really damn high in London. Eddie Redmayne knows this, which is why he takes pity on poor drama students and sometimes picks up their rent bill. The Patron Saint of Drama Students, who is currently working the stroll for his second Oscar nomination, said this to British GQ:

“The greatest privilege that I had was that my parents lived in London, so when I was out of university and out of work for a year, working in a pub, I didn’t pay rent. And I get letters from people trying to go to drama school and needing to pay their rent. And so that’s something I occasionally do. It’s impossibly expensive to live in London.”

Now everybody and their cousin is going to write Eddie Redmayne pretending to be a poor theater student so he can pay their rent. But really, Leonardo DiCaprio better not let Eddie Redmayne get away with this. The Academy voters may eat up the fact that Eddie Redmayne is helping needy actors. I full expect Leonardo to show that bitch up and help struggling drama students by buying them their own drama school, their own penthouse and their own Victoria’s Secret model.

Pic: Splash