It’s been almost two weeks since Kim Kardashian rinsed the salty blonde victim tears off her husband’s reputation by releasing several Snapchats of a conversation about the song “Famous” between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. And ever since then, there’s been no end to the reminders of the second time Kim took down a snake on camera. Kanye kept the party going last night by reminding everyone at a Drake concert about What Kim Did. You know, in case any of us accidentally got amnesia in the past 12 days and forgot. Thanks, Kanye.

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A moment of bliss before he realized he’d stumbled into the lair of the Cannibal Women of New Haven Connecticut. – Strepsi

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A gay man’s version of hell. – jay

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Pokémoan, the line of Pokemon dildos!

Every serious business person knows that you gotta strike while the iron is hot, and in this case, you gotta strike the pussy while the Pokemon is hot. An Etsy sex toy seller based out of Australia is selling four limited-edition dildos that are perfect for the Poke-head who wants to unwind after a long day of catching Pokemon by catching Pokedildos with their fuck parts. Your dreams have come true if you’ve always wanted to make your ass looks like a Pikachu is trying to burrow up into it Richard Gere-style and if you’ve always wanted to snatch a Squirtle with your snatch.

You can get all four for ONLY AU$270.97 or you can pick between “Charmy” (which looks like Heat Miser’s dick), “Bulby” (which looks like the Jolly Green Giant’s dick and nuts), “Squirty” (which looks like one of the Blue Man Group dudes in a Ninja Turtle costume) and a Pikachu tail ass plug. The descriptions alone may make your Jigglypuff jiggle. (I don’t speak fluent Pokemon, so I have no idea what the hell I’m saying.)

’Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.

‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.

‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.

And if there’s nothing there for you, I’m sure they’re working on more fuck toys like a Bellsprout Fleshlight and a string of Weedle butt beads!

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No, this Eyes Wide Shut-themed cover of Complex starring Mimi wasn’t Photoshopped into another dimension. It’s obviously a full-on velvet painting, and a stunningly gorgeous one at that – Lainey Gossip

It doesn’t look like Wendi Deng is going to be the evil moll to Vladimir Putin’s Bond villain – Celebitchy

If people cared about Charisma Carpenter anymore, they’d probably go after her for that cultural appropriation – Drunken Stepfather

Anthony Weiner wants to beat off Donald Trump Jr. – The Superficial

When you ain’t got shit to wear and the event is in 5 minutes, rip off the tablecloth, grab some napkins and make it work. Mila Kunis knows what I’m talking about – Egotastic!

The off-brand Barbie styling head named Kim Zolciak showed off her new lips on Snatchchat – Reality Tea

Suri Cruise has a new half-brother! – Just Jared

That Gilmore Girls mini-series got a new trailer – Towleroad

Hilary Duff switched up her “Walking To My Car” act with a “Walking Through The Park” act – Popoholic

Lindsey Vonn looked like a piece of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape at the Bad Moms premiere – Hollywood Tuna

All of those forty-five million stupid ass Ice Bucket Challenge videos actually led to something good. I guess I’ll be eating barbecued crow tonight – Jezebel

Season 5 of Arrested Development is going to happen – HuffPo

The makers of the Breathe poster really fucked up when they didn’t hire Mimi’s Photoshop team – Pajiba

In case you missed the Looking movie, here’s Jonathan Groff with a face full of nalgas – OMG Blog

The teasers for American Horror Story season 6 are out. Based on those teasers, I’m guessing that the next season is all about a weekend in the kountry with the Kartrashians  –  Popsugar

Pic: Complex

As Lindsay Lohan got back to her full-time job of lounging on a yacht in Europe, her piece of trash father Michael Lohan got back to his full-time job of spitting out private bits of her life to the media for coins. Michael Lohan told everyone yesterday that he believes that his daughter and her maybe-cheating and violent Russian piece spawned. And today, Michael said that LiLo told him in a text message that a fetus is really in her womb where it’s probably sipping on some vodka-infused amniotic fluid.

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